Kpasa - I didn't realize you lived in Canyon Lake!
posted by rlsco27
about 1 month ago
KP - way to go bro'!!!
Completely unrelated...looking for a new car? If you were, would you buy it from this guy?
Filbert - please remember the rules. You are not allowed to post family photos.
posted by rlsco27
about 1 month ago
Oops - sorry. Quit sending them to me and I won't post 'em...
I just love his pink balloon bracelet.
This IS the garbage topic...so:
Nancy Pelosi was touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car. Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on, and the car comes to a stop. Nancy, in her usual charming manner, says to the Chauffeur:
'You get out and check - you were driving.'
The chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead but it was old.
'You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Nancy.
Two hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.
'My God, what happened to you?' asks Nancy.
The chauffeur replies:
'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of Scotch whisky, the wife cooked me a great meal and the daughter made love to me.'
'What on earth did you say?' asks Nancy.
'I just knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them: 'I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur and I've just killed the old cow.'
Didja know...
When NASA first started sending astronauts into space they discovered that ball point pens didn't work in zero gravity. They spent a decade and 12 million dollars to develop a pen that would write in zero gravity, upside down, under water, on any surface and tempatures that reached 300 degrees below zero. The Russians used a pencil.
Yeah Texs - you rock...
"THE HOUSTON HERALD NEWSPAPER" IN HOUSTON , TEXAS
Last Thursday Night Around Midnight, A Woman From Houston , Texas Was Arrested, Jailed, And Charged With Manslaughter For Shooting A Man 6 Times In The Back As He Was Running Away With Her Purse.
The Following Monday Morning, The Woman Was Called In Front Of The Arraignment Judge, Sworn In, And Asked To Explain Her Actions.
The Woman Replied, "I Was Standing At The Corner Bus Stop For About 15 Minutes, Waiting For The Bus To Take Me Home After Work. I Am A Waitress At A Local Cafe....
I Was There Alone, So I Had My Right Hand On My Pistol, That Was In My Purse, That Was Hung
Over My Left Shoulder.
All Of A Sudden I Was Being Spun Around Hard To My Left.
As I Caught My Balance, I Saw A Man Running Away From Me With My Purse.
I Looked Down At My Right Hand And I Saw That My Fingers Were Wrapped Tightly Around My Pistol.
The Next Thing I Remember Is Saying Out Loud, "No Way Punk! You re Not Stealing My Pay Check And Tips."
I Raised My Right Hand, Pointed My Pistol At The Man Running Away From Me With My Purse,
And Squeezed The Trigger Of My Pistol 6 Times!
When Asked By The Arraignment Judge, "Why Did You Shoot The Man 6 Times?~
The Woman Replied Under Oath, "Because, When I Pulled The Trigger The 7th Time, It Only Went Click...
The Woman Was Acquitted Of All Charges..And She Was Back At Work, At The Cafe, The Next Day!
Now that's Gun Control....
Sorry about the capitalization - but it was verbatim from an article from a Texas newspaper...go figger
@Rascal - Kpasa - I didn't realize you lived in Canyon Lake!
He doesn't - he's got a tent erected in the city square and calls that "home"...
