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I got this from a conservative friend of mine today and thought it was pretty good. Enjoy
 
If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his
enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
 
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
 
If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as
independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government
protection.
 
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
 
If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
 
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
(Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!)
 
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for
it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
 
If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is
embarrassed.
If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor
and then sues.
 
If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a
good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

that at first sounds funny, but.... it is sad but true !!

Very accurate, Good aim.
CC & Fwd to Fox News, their staff can use some Morale boosting.
& for good 19th century seaman ship gunnery See MASTER & COMMANDER, Russel Crowe.
No Libs aboard HMS Surprise.

This dens is soo funny.
Another delusion all you have,lefties do not fight.
Who did bag 5 million of nazis,after they try to enslave the Soviets?
Oh yea,the western allies won WII,when west Germany was surrender cities
towns,the red army in the east were teaching them a lesson to never forget.
Lest see if you have cojones to post this.

Pauline It was the United States and our Allies that won WW2 . W did not have the divided country that we have today. The anti crowd, Anti God anti guns etc. and the give me crowd (give it to me because i wont work for it) are what is ruining this country.

Dens, you could not have said it better!! It is the 'share the wealth crowd' anti God, anti guns, the Me, Me, Me, crowd trying to take our great country over and are doing a pretty good job of it. That's the reason I've attended every Tea Party movement in my area and even some not in my area!!

Good for you Ladyrv..........

Can you look in the eye a man whose country lost 30 million,
and only the last 2 months of the war had 1 million casualties
approaching Berlin,and tell him that it were you who won ?
I know your answer,but it was not the red-blue that was hoist
on top of the Reichstag chancellery building.It was the
hammer-sickler flag of the red army.I can prove it,
view link

Pauline ?I love diatrive too.

I wish have had you in our pack in the most
vicious town in earth at 3 am as a 7 yr old boy in the middle
of a civil war.The only one spared from jumping in the frypen
of slapping drunks in the face,was an epileptic 8 yr cousin
that trying to prove himself was mercyless kill.
Probably you were shelter until 18-20
I can't claim be as tough is a dear friend of mine,it took 13
men to kill him inside a room,but I asure you are more of
a Pauline.

Over there is not air support,preteens do not cry waiting for
steel armor,things like that...
Besides,I doubt very much,you ever got real nasty blisters
"where it counts".Blisters you?Iam sure you are one of those
poor souls who,"ANL"is 10 minutes long,its easy for you get
hurt scratching your butt than doing you know what.

There is this persistent rumor online,politics aside.
According to some your hero,limbawhatever loves
pickup children overseas,there are some that preffer others
means to survive besides allow a son.. to humulliate them.

The real deal who can handle any grownup in a dog fight
childmen hardened as it gets,will plenty hours in the air
in the street fight to the end.

I can imagine the fun with sooo much meat, begging mercy from
the ones who got none.

And that flag over there told 80 million of fascists,this
happen when you try imposse ...that not belong there.
Too bad the message got in deaf ears.
And those who do not learn history lessons.........