Saying Goodbye To Mother
This came via Email from a friend. Pity the poor cat!
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We
turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our
pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.
We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.. The taxi arrived
and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we’d put out,
scooted back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house
because she always tries to eat the bird.
My wife went out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The
cat ran upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife
didn't want the driver to know that the house would be empty for the
night. So she explained to the taxi driver that I would be out soon,
'He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother,' she told him.
A few minutes later, I got into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said,
as we drove away. 'The stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to
poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take
off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket
to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass
downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!'
The cab driver hit a parked car.
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We
turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our
pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.
We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.. The taxi arrived
and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we’d put out,
scooted back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house
because she always tries to eat the bird.
My wife went out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The
cat ran upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife
didn't want the driver to know that the house would be empty for the
night. So she explained to the taxi driver that I would be out soon,
'He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother,' she told him.
A few minutes later, I got into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said,
as we drove away. 'The stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to
poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take
off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket
to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass
downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!'
The cab driver hit a parked car.
