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The Curio Shop Rat

A man walked into a curio shop in Galveston Texas. Looking around at the exotica, he noticed a very life-like, life-size bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it looked so striking that he decided he must have it. He took it to the owner and asked,
"How much is the bronze rat?"
"Twelve dollars for the rat, a hundred dollars if you bring it back," said the owner.
The man gave the shop owner twelve dollars. "I'll take the rat; and I won't be bringing it back."

As he walked down the street carrying the bronze rat, he noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of alleys and sewers, and began following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting, so he began to walk a little faster. Within a couple of blocks, the group of rats behind him grew to over a hundred, and they began squealing. He started to trot towards the Harbor. He took a nervous look and saw that the rats numbered in the thousands, maybe in the millions, and they were all squealing and coming towards him faster and faster.

Terrified, he ran to the edge of the water and threw the bronze rat as far as he could into the water. The rats all went after it, and were drowned.

The man walked back to the curio shop. "Aha," said the owner, You're bringing it back!"
"Actually no," said the man. "I came back to see how much you want for that little bronze Mexican over there."
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I would speak any language required to get a good Philly cheese steak.

Most of the people at my dialysis center don't habla English and it is a real pain for the staff that has to treat them. Need to figure out the Spanish translation for "assimilate" and get the word out..Sheesh.

Crest...I always wanted a sister to antagonize. Maybe you are the one I never had.
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about 1 month ago
And my brother, about the same number of years older than me that you are younger, certainly antagonized me when we were growing up!

I loved it.
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