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Crabs & Cranks (Cliffs Notes version)

If you're too lazy to spend any real time researching this group and what we're about, here's the Cliffs Notes version on how to be an official Crab and/or Crank:

1. Be funny.
2. Be smart. (If not possible, refer to #1 as your fallback position.)
3. Don't use Internet shortcuts like LOL. Let's face it, they're annoying. WTF.
4. Avoid gag-me graphics with cute crap on them like butterflies and rainbows and cartoon animals, unless you enjoy being mocked and/or deleted and/or blocked.
5. Be crabby, be cranky, but not nasty or insulting. There's a line, and believe me, you don't want to cross it.

As always, observe the Eons TOU. Guess that about sums it up...
CallieChick's profile
Replies 1 - 10 of 34
You forgot the preamble To the Crabs For The Cranks, otherwise it spells it out just damn great. So suggest a toast. Now lets all get wasted

over 2 years ago
Well done!!
rlsco27's profile

over 2 years ago
Very good, Chickie. Very terse. Very succinct. Very much to the point.
JerseyDevil48's profile

over 2 years ago
You done good.
fish417's profile

about 1 year ago
~~Hello in here.............
AquaMoon's profile

about 1 year ago
Uh, okay. Hello out there.
CallieChick's profile

about 1 year ago
~~ I am not from your planet, which you call Earth. ~ I am from a planet beyond your Sun, which is a million light years away. ~~ You will need to pack yourself a large picnic hamper, for the journey. If you wish to travel and visit the planet Zog.....
AquaMoon's profile

about 1 year ago
The Mothership made a stop on Zog while we were on our way to planet 349875763298765444XXddV-7. Wasn't much there. A bunch of guys from Wales was all I saw.
smokeyspop's profile

about 1 year ago
Were they singing "Men of Harlech"?
MarianneK's profile

about 1 year ago
They were singing something. I couldn't quite understand what they were saying.
smokeyspop's profile

about 1 year ago
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