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Crabs & Cranks (Cliffs Notes version)
To really get a handle on this quirky group, read the Mission Statement, a.k.a. Sticky Message, where members weighed in on who and what we are.
If you're too lazy, here's the Cliffs Notes version on how to be an official Crab and/or Crank:
1. Be funny.
2. Be smart. (If not possible, refer to #1 as your fallback position.)
3. Don't use Internet shortcuts like LOL. Let's face it, they're annoying. WTF.
4. Avoid gag-me graphics with cute crap on them like butterflies and rainbows and cartoon animals, unless you enjoy being mocked and/or are purposely trying to nauseate us in the "Get it out of your system" thread.
5. Be crabby, be cranky, but not nasty or insulting. There's a line, and believe me, you don't want to cross it.
As always, observe the Eons TOU. Guess that about sums it up...
If you're too lazy, here's the Cliffs Notes version on how to be an official Crab and/or Crank:
1. Be funny.
2. Be smart. (If not possible, refer to #1 as your fallback position.)
3. Don't use Internet shortcuts like LOL. Let's face it, they're annoying. WTF.
4. Avoid gag-me graphics with cute crap on them like butterflies and rainbows and cartoon animals, unless you enjoy being mocked and/or are purposely trying to nauseate us in the "Get it out of your system" thread.
5. Be crabby, be cranky, but not nasty or insulting. There's a line, and believe me, you don't want to cross it.
As always, observe the Eons TOU. Guess that about sums it up...
