Message 1146 of 5293

Hate Jokes

No, I don't hate jokes; I hate hate jokes. Here's one that was posted in one of my favorite groups:

"Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America ! "

Any difference between this "joke" and, say, a racist joke?
Rhesus's profile
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I do not consider it a joke in fact i would give it no consideration.
yichel's profile

5 months ago
I'll join ya with a lawn chair and six pack. We could come neked. Invite our Muslim friends over. They could cook the b'que. Kids running around we could be one big happy fambly. A game of cricket in the backyard, some hamiel lamb simmering away on the hotplate, females exchanging yashmaks..... shit. Let's do it.
JoyBoy55's profile

5 months ago
Must be a biget, its not funny but it is a joke, its better than the crap that fills the net with lies but said as the truth.
sartre's profile

5 months ago
"A priest, a rabbi and a giraffe walk into a bar..."

And the bartender says "What is this, some kind of a joke?"
MrBassMan's profile

5 months ago
Did you know that Yankee Doodle was an insult by the British to mock colonial troops during the Revolutionary War?
Charles1950's profile

5 months ago
at the sametime I do get tire of having to be so careful regarding everything i say/type like here on eons so not to ruffle feathers. JB is my role model for this.
yichel's profile

5 months ago
Yeah, Charles. I saw someone on tv talking about that song and explaining the words of the song and what they meant to a Brit. And the US took it as a song of pride.
redhand's profile

5 months ago
Good point, yichel; what's a few ruffled feathers so long as they're only Muslim feathers? It's not like they're black, Jewish, Baptist, Polish, Hispanic, female...feathers.
Rhesus's profile

5 months ago
HA! You hit that nail on the head. The "joke butt" of the day, is it? Today the Muslims, tomorrow we go back to queers... or, don't forget the Aggies! If you live in Texas, the Texas Aggies are also good for joke butts.
Veggiebubble's profile

5 months ago
Sorry, Veg; forgot gay and Aggie feathers. Forgive me?
Rhesus's profile

5 months ago
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