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Retirement

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RevIssy's profile
A Well-Planned Retirement - From The London Times:



Outside the Bristol Zoo, in England , there is a parking

lot for 150 cars and 8 coaches, or buses.

It was manned by a very pleasant attendant with a

ticket machine charging cars £1 (about $1.40) and

coaches £5 (about $7).

This parking attendant worked there solid for all of 25

years. Then, one day, he just didn't turn up for work.

"Oh well", said Bristol Zoo Management - "we'd better

phone up the City Council and get them to send a new

parking attendant . . . "

"Err . . . no", said the Council, "that parking lot is your

responsibility."

"Err . . . no", said Bristol Zoo Management, "the

attendant was employed by the City Council, wasn't

he?"

"Err . . . no!" insisted the Council.

Sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain

(presumably), is a man who had been taking the

parking lot fees, estimated at £400 (about $560) per

day at Bristol Zoo for the last 25 years. Assuming 7

days a week, this amounts to just over £3.6 million

($7 million - or $280,000 every year for 25 years)!

And no one even knows his name.
RevIssy's profile

5 months ago
Good grief!

wlittle's profile

5 months ago
That man was really smart or the zoo officials and council were really stupid
ClaudiaGarland's profile

5 months ago
Is this a true story, Rev?
InGodsHands's profile

5 months ago
True or not it is a wonderful parable!! Was he really stealing or was he assuming what he was worth? Would the Coast of Spain be permit a thief? Well, maybe that's what makes up the population of Coastal Spain.
We've all heard the song, "Take The Money And Run." Written and performed by billionaires. They don't need Spain as a backdrop.

I can't tell if that really makes any sense or not. I hope someone gets the gist.
GortKlaatu's profile

5 months ago