Mom is on the floor laughing. Let me run and get her depends and I'll be right back.
Got those out just in time.
I donno why she was laughing, maybe a ghost tickled her or something. That was so special. Mugsy and I will have to meet them. We don't have any married friends. It's not that we need them or anything, well I mean we would like to meet them, but then that doesn't mean we don't wanna meet you all. I know we know you all, but I don't want you to tink we only wanna be round married Critters cus........... Mom told me to stop barking or Mugsy is gonna put that Masking tape on my mouth. She must have forgot he went to that big party upstairs and ate too much so he was too pudgy to fly home last night. That's o.k. the girls and I are gonna gonna go to Chippendale Dogs, Cats and Various Other Critters later today. If any of the girls wana join us we are meeting at SexieLexie's house. I better call her up and bark and let her know it's her house, cus of her name and all.