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Really, really short stories

I read something recently about stories that can be told in just six words. Think you can write one? We have some creative people here, so I bet you can. Here's one of the examples they gave that I thought was funny:

Chased him. Caught him. Oh, shit.

See...that's an entire story, told in 6 words. Okay, now your turn......
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Caesar's original:
Veni, vidi, vici = I came, I saw, I conquered
and found these stories

Veni, vidi, vacuum = I came, I saw, I sucked
Veni, vidi, volume = I came, I saw, I yelled
Veni, vidi, vino = I came, I saw, I drank wine
Veni, vidi, vacate = I came, I saw, I left
Veni, vidi, Visa = I came, I saw, I shopped
Veni, vidi, Viagra =
Veni, vidi, vanish = I came, I saw, I disappeared
Veni, vedi, valium = I came, I saw, I chilled out
Veni, vidi, victor = I came, I saw, I won
Veni, vidi, Vandross = I came, I saw, I sang
Veni, vidi, Viagra = I came, I saw, I _______.

Lots more
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CUWIRE2's profile
posted by CUWIRE2
over 2 years ago
found her, she was afraid, she bolted
posted by CrankyOne
over 2 years ago
That's seven words, but I'll allow it.
CallieChick's profile
posted by CallieChick
over 2 years ago
Too early for booze. I wait.
rlsco27's profile
posted by rlsco27
over 2 years ago
I'll make it short. The End.
GaryFord's profile
posted by GaryFord
over 2 years ago
We need a legal ruling. Is I'll one or two words?
rlsco27's profile
posted by rlsco27
over 2 years ago
What say Ye Chickie? Did I commit an error?
GaryFord's profile
posted by GaryFord
over 2 years ago
Technically, it is absolutely one word. You pass.
CallieChick's profile
posted by CallieChick
over 2 years ago
Ran fast earlier.
Walking slow now.
smokeyspop's profile
posted by smokeyspop
over 2 years ago
Chair snoring, still love that man.
Artchick's profile
posted by Artchick
over 2 years ago
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