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Recent Stupid things I have done

For those of you who know me, keep in mind I said recent so you can save the never ending list, besides, there are more than even you are aware.

{Stupid 1} I just again completed a Real Estate course in pursuit of a license. I have done this once before but it was on the heels of my separation and I don’t recall a sober moment but I do recall failing miserably as the test you take to take the state test is unbelievably hard even for those that understand it.
To shorten this part. I passed the test and am eligible for the state test and the stupid part is I have no intention at this time to pursue this venue as it is expensive to start and money, though good when it comes, is not about to be enough to sustain my lavish lifestyle.
{Stupid 2} I had recently purchased a Blackberry Storm cell phone thingamajiggy. (I saw it advertised on eons) I got frustrated with it rather quickly as I am challenged when it comes to technology but I thought I would learn it, after all, I am not that old, I don’t think. Needless to say, one of the little known factoids about me is that I am EXTREMELY impatient. I am sure that is hard for many of you to believe but alas, tis true.
After several fights with the new and innovative touch screen that does not, as I had hoped, accommodate fat fingers I decided to give it up and try the other one advertised on eons. The Fabulous Samsung Omnia. Boy, am I a genius. I have had it for just about 2 weeks now and just 3 days ago I finally learned how to access the call log and see what I missed (only took an hour to delete the list)
If I must say something good about it and I must or I would be a total idiot for keeping it. (Save the banter on that one) I do not have the fat finger syndrome with it as it comes with a VERY pointy stylus.

Give me 1 more week and I will lose that too.
nckayakbutt's profile
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CG I activated mine because it was the cheapest way I could get a woman to talk to me. Then it became too much like my marriage, she constantly told me what to do and I didn't get to have sex.
poetdad's profile

4 months ago
that is too funny ! lol
konashell's profile

4 months ago
pd, that's how I react to those automated fast lanes at the grocery store.....this female voice shrilly commanding in my ear.........take your change, take your receipt, unidentified object in bag...........yadda....yadda.........I yell at the machine to no avail...."I got your unidentified object right here!!".........when nobody's looking I slap the machine (no I didn't hit my wives....I was afraid they'd hit me back).........I get marriage flashbacks and turn violent. I plan to buy one of those machines used and let it bitch at me everyday....a reminder of why I'm not married............... I look at those machines as sort of the dark underbelly of buns of steel.
carygrant's profile

4 months ago
Wow CG...do the markets you shop at ever ask you not to return?
jerseygirl13's profile

4 months ago
CG, you're such an inspiration to singledom everywhere.
MissTitch's profile

4 months ago
Then there's hope for me yet.
Varsha's profile

4 months ago
Gosh McButt I'd buy a bridge from you.
lyn9173's profile

4 months ago
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