I recall this being posted some time ago, not sure where but flat out I have always felt to make an instant asshole just add alcohol, to make a very dangerous and dead asshole just add alcohol.
Too many men (and quite a few women as well) become stupid when they drink in public places. Some do quietly leave when ask but that percentage who suddenly are carrying a gun who get drunk and angry, especially if they think a specific woman is their property would only lead to bodies.
Missouri has a great story, actually happened at the game check station that my father some how got the nursery to become one. The third year during deer season a group of men obviously celebrating their first kill from back east (New Jersey if I recall correctly since this was 25 years ago), brought in the strangest looking body of what they were calling a deer. I held my laughter until I could get inside away from those three and called the Game Warden. He took on look and told the men that they had to cut the had off to travel across that lines with that carcass in the open bed of their truck for their travels back to New Jersey.
They did as he has said, later that day the Game Warden brought me a 6-pack of beer for myself and one for him. And that evening after the station closed we had one hell of a belly laugh over the idiots who killed some one's mule. He told me that if they can not tell the difference they deserve just eat just what they got. Each year the Game Warden would sit with the locals retelling the story of the 300# "deer" those three guys too home to eat. I do know later that day one of the old farmers would call the game warden and tell him that his old mule was missing and that there was a trail of blood to vehicle tracks on his land.
Every year I would get at the station a new story of how the deer was poached. But one of the best ones I had with someone lying through their teeth, within 15 minutes of the opening for hunting that day a man and a very sharp dressed woman wearing high-heel no less brought in a fresh kill and gutting of a good size deer. She claimed that she killed the deer, did the field dressing had her license which was bought only 10 minutes before checking the deer in, and still had time to get home, clean up, shower put on make up and some really knock out clothing that left nothing to the imagination that she was going bra-less and just how much lighter her breast were as well as how dark the nipples were. She could have came in without a shirt on and not disturb the view of her rebuilt chest.
Since I am Pagan, seeing breasts did not bother me one bit, for I have seen better (although I was tactful enough not to say a word), both her and her husband(?) [ the guy couple have been pimp, boyfriend, or anything else for that matter, especially they was she was dressed]. Anyway Willie (the local game warden) knows when I call I got a good one nailed, he was there within 20 minutes. After he took the deer, pulled their license, wrote game tickets and when they left all pissed as all get out. Willie asked me was it true as what he thought he saw in how the women was (sorry but dressed usually means you normally wear clothing that is not see through like she wore) attired. I told Willie, yep right down to the last shaved public hairs and crotch that was very visible. All he could do was smile, shake his head and say people will just try anything won't they?
In the time that I am taking to get ready for work tonight, I also realized that Arizona would make the second state besides Texas to have this kind of proposal.
I do believe it is time that "The Darwin Awards" start giving mention to those who have dreamed up this idea of taking guns into the bars. For those who really have no idea what the Darwin Awards are about, each year it is given to the person who finds the most creative way to remove their self from the gene pool. With a bit of luck those people had never had the chance to reproduce before permanently removing their self from this life. I do believe politicians as those in Texas and Arizona should get some sort of mention for coming up with new ways to help cleanse the gene pool and hopefully before they have ever had a chance to reproduce.
I guess when you meet someone in a bar in Arizona and ask if that is a pistol in your pocket or are they happy to see you, don't be surprised at the answer. Then again, a pistol would be more of an enhancement than what nature may have provided.
With some it would be a great enhancement to their own intelligence level if they could use the pistol in such a way that 9 of the top 10 Darwin Award Winners come from Arizona, and the other one nearly did not make the list because of another 500 incidents involving Bars and Guns in Arizona.
I could see it now, Woman screams, "OMG a dangerous White Snake", an instant later "BOOM", "BOOM", "BOOM", "BOOM"!!! "There I finally killed that White Snake, umm Mister why are you grasping your crotch?"
lol, you two!
It does seem like a half wit thing to do...of course Texas we could understand, but AZ???
Aren't there alot of old folks in AZ....I mean older than me??? snorty
Yeah I kinda thought that there was hope for those in AZ. Sorry Mocha! Old is ALWAYS 10 yrs older than me! :)
