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Clarity Squared

I want to be Govenor of South Carolina......please....please......can you make it happen? My EONS picture even shows me hiking ....I'm ready to serve.........yummmmm. Plus I'm a consensus kind of guy........no ramming things down people's throats............this is my type of gig........how about a little help here?
carygrant's profile
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Don't worry CA if I get to be Govenor there will be alot of positions available for women....I memorized the Kama Sutra when I was in college........even in those days I was a dreamer...........
of course then I had no political ambitions.....now all my dreams might come true.........it would be like getting elected to a porn movie....what a great country!!
carygrant's profile

5 months ago
South Carolina might be m,y only chance....I think in most other States you have to be able to spell Governor in order to be one.
carygrant's profile

5 months ago
I can't even spell my.
carygrant's profile

5 months ago
I think m,y is sort of cute...but the rest of it...well...stranger things have happened in American politics that's for sure.
jerseygirl13's profile

5 months ago
CG...I'm finally here. Actually, I just had lunch with someone who knows the Sanfords well. Good ol' Mark was such a straight arrow for so long the news of the Argentinian foray really surprised everybody. Nope, no one is even remotely naive, but if you knew this man at all you'd figure he was pretty much last on the list for something like this. If all else fails, I guess he can write bad romance novels about tan lines now.

Sure, CG. I'm sure you can be the Governor of SC.
clarity2's profile

5 months ago
I never even knew there was a list of men unlikely to cheat.......probably was a real short list to begin with.
Did you happen to notice if I was on the list?
carygrant's profile

5 months ago
CG...I went through the G's and figured someone had most likely made an error and omitted your name. Proofreading just isn't what it used to be.
clarity2's profile

5 months ago
I probably didn't make the list........but I never cheated, honest.
I mean I'd go out once in awhile and practice....but that was only so that I could learn new things to pleasure the "little woman"........imagine my surprise when she said that what would pleasure her the most would be me leaving. I guess I've just always taken my responsibilities too seriously.
No doubt about it.....................I was the victim. Life is often unfair............I suppose this little misunderstanding might have kept me off the list.
carygrant's profile

5 months ago
Life IS so unfair, CG. Possibly some sort of intervention is necessary to soothe your shattered psyche. I know it must have been so difficult for you....
clarity2's profile

5 months ago
It really was difficult for me c2. All the women I went to for lessons were professionals. I wanted to learn from the best....nothing was too good for my woman.
Maybe I shouldn't have taken the money out of her purse........but it was ultimately all about her pleasure...............
guess I'll never understand women.
carygrant's profile

5 months ago
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