Congratulate Me -- I'm a Mother....

Message 1145 of 1576

This morning, I gave birth to a bouncing, healthy, six pound, 6.6 ounce kidney stone. I've been doing battle with the damn thing for a couple of months now. I think I'll go over to one of the other groups now and bitch and moan about the incompetent doctors and lab techs who told me it wasn't a kidney stone. Cost a fuckin' fortune in co-pays and deductibles for a couple of visits to an urgent care clinic, x-rays, a CT scan and a visit to a urologist and I'm the only one who knew what was happening (I have a long history of kidney stones going back to my early 20s).

That sucker was HUGE! How could they all have missed it!?

posted by xradioguyfrank

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Congratulations Mom.

posted by GaryFord
over 2 years ago

Frank, that's bigger than my first kid, and he grew up to be a Marine!

posted by Lollykoko
over 2 years ago

Um...let's see...trying to think of a delicate way to phrase the question...uh...how did you eliminate the fuckin' thing? Enquiring minds want to know!

posted by filbert23
over 2 years ago

By natural means without medication? Shit that must have felt like a razor blade. A diamond encrusted fist? A multi faceted mace? Sorry you did all you could to get help, payed lots of money then ended up curing yourself the hard way.

posted by JwB58
over 2 years ago

You're sure it wasn't the bowling ball you swallowed that one night?

posted by TrulyJupiter
over 2 years ago

Nah Pluto....Nothing smooth about it. That bastard had a sharp uneven surface. Like spitting a meteor from the end of your dick. That fucker was red hot too.

posted by JwB58
over 2 years ago

Just reading this has caused my knees to snap shut.

posted by rlsco27
over 2 years ago

Sometimes with kidney stones, you just have to be patient (not A patient). Drink lots of liquids laced with lemon juice, which helps dissolve what most stones are made of -- calcium.

Yes, it was jagged, but my oh my what a relief it was when the little fucker finally plooped out after several months of working its way down to the bladder.

posted by xradioguyfrank
over 2 years ago

Really sad when the patient knows more than the doctors. Maybe they should be paying you.