Silly Answers

Message 81 of 169

Okay gang, here is the idea, you ask a question and the next person gives a silly answer. The sillier the better and should be fun. Then you post another question
Example: Question--What did the bird say in the early morning.
Answer-- get off my foot magpie.

Question-- how do elephant hide in the swamp?

posted by patcelaw

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answer - they sink underwater and use their trunks as snorkels.

Question - Why is a cat's tongue rough?

posted by Churchmouse302
over 2 years ago

answer- so they can file their kittens claws.

posted by patcelaw
over 2 years ago

forgot my question

How big is a bread box in China?

posted by patcelaw
over 2 years ago

answer - they don't eat bread!!

What is a cat doing in a roomful of rocking chairs?

posted by mallard6842
over 2 years ago

answer- He is trying to dumbfound silly people like us.

Where can you take a bird bath and not get wet?

posted by patcelaw
over 2 years ago

Answer - Anyplace in south Texas - it's so hot, the water evaporates as it comes out of the hose.

Question - Why don't penguins fly?

posted by Churchmouse302
over 2 years ago

Answer- Because they can't pass the test for a pilots license.

Question- What is the best thing to put under a bed.

posted by patcelaw
over 2 years ago

Answer - tomorrow's breakfast, so you don't even have to go to the kitchen in the morning.

Question - Why do dogs turn around three times before going to sleep?

posted by Churchmouse302
over 2 years ago

To mash down the weeds (imaginary)

Why does my cat wake up hours before I do?