2009-5-19 1239hrs. Herro, Bear….
Remember the other day… “What was I arrested for?” Lolol Well, have I got some responses for you! Oh yeah!
Marv…”crazy in public”
Cheryl…”too much vanilla or rum extract”
Oldhippy…”Jaywalking” (I’m not gonna ask!)
LittleJake…”who said you were arrested?”
The Boss…a remark about “water boarding the neighbors” Would I do sumfin like that?
The Boss…”Exceeding the age limit” (Heads up Boss! You are in deep dew dew!)
And this one, just in today, from the Pogo!….
“So...I guess that is it....
No...wait that can't be it.....this will be the next entry in the
Booneville Sentinel...Three Forks Jail Report....
"Paula J Rice, Island City, KY arrested May 11, 2009, terroristic
threatening to the USDA Centralized Servicing Center. Ms. Rice was found
at her house running around outside wearing nothing but a red robe, hair
crazed...holding a telephone in one hand while holding a pistol in the
other. Ms Rice proceeded to start shooting said pistol in the air....and
started yelling stupid payment subsidy forms...I'll show them!"
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! That is why you will be in a police car.
I cannot stop laughing....
Love you!
POGO…”
Do I have a reputation to uphold or what?!? Lolol Pogo is a Brat! Looks like I’m never gonna live down the ‘red robe’ incident! Good grief!
Ya know, I was always good in an emergency, still am unless it is MY emergency! Not funny, but it is. Whenever my basic securities are under attack, I immediately panic. Even tho I know this panic is non-productive, I still will be to do it! I am allowed to be human. My friends on and off Eons gave me the emotional support I needed. Love you all and thank you. I’m still on an emotional roller-coaster but even that is starting to level off. I know that I am NOT alone…and that I have survived worse.
Still waiting for a response to my appeal…Long time to hold your breath and I look so bad in that shade of purple…
Let’s see here… Oh yeah…the destroying angels of Demonia have been at it with a vengeance! My gosh! What they haven’t done is not worth mentioning…Can you say coffee knocked off work table in the apartment. Climbing up the swinging chair or my leg or or or… them little nails hurt! Then there’s the walking on the printer and setting 7 blanks sheets thru the printer system. (printer now has new appendage, a set mouse trap!)
Oh, climbing the swinging chair..onto my shoulder then onto the top of my head. Squalling loudly does not deter the Dangels. Ow, ow, ow, ouchie doesn’t get it done either.
I think if I died right now, the Coroner would ask if I was into self mutilation! You should see my poor arms and hands…Talk about your scars!… Wouldn’t trade a one of them… Puppy teeth and claws, kitty teeth and claws… Pedro, panama parrot, claws..
Scars from an attack by a really big Airdale. (well, this one I could do without). What else… an attack by a pair of very protective Blue Jays… Pinches from small fiddler crabs. Being knocked silly accidently by my horse. Have you ever been ‘finned’ by a fish? That’s fun too. Pecked by a broody hen who is protecting her doodles? Attacked by a very angry gander. I could have done without this one too!

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Oh and before I forget, I now have two little boy tarpins (box turtles) in the aquarium. Took one away from the Spudley on Sunday…he chewed part of the shell away. Then yesterday, I found one on the back porch… Spudley again? This one wasn’t as badly chewed. Well, I’ll feed and treat them…turn them loose when they are healed. More mouths to feed… I’ll swear, I must have a magnet attached to me somewhere…
While I’m at it, I think somebody has attached a GPS locator to me… do they work with magnets?
Any way… meems has to get scooting… Lady of the flag is still waiting… and I have some tomato plants to set out… Painting comes first… If I don’t work on it soon, I will lose the ‘fire’ that goes with the work…
Take care all of mine…Go in safety always. Remember to never ask ‘why’… that way lies madness! Lolol
Many hugs and much love… the ground zero emom/meems lolol