The wisest choice (a little humor)
A guy is 71 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the
other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He looked around and
couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice
say again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the
top, was a frog. The man said, "Are you talking to me?" The frog said,
"Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the
most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your
friends are envious and jealous because you will have me as your bride."
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up
carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket. Then the frog said,
"What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will
be your beautiful bride." He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and
said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."
other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He looked around and
couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice
say again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the
top, was a frog. The man said, "Are you talking to me?" The frog said,
"Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the
most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your
friends are envious and jealous because you will have me as your bride."
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up
carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket. Then the frog said,
"What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will
be your beautiful bride." He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and
said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."
