a SHER BITE: Ralph Fiennes
Hello darlings,
Well, first of all , Ralph “ Hunka Hunka Burning Love” Fiennes is a tad that side of Eons territory, meaning he is 45 , so isn’t even “sneak in” age ( 47) to join us officially BUT due to popular demand AND the fact he has had a longstanding penchant for older women ( the latest being Ellen Barkin), I vote that we can dish about him.
Sooooooo, first of all, I’m sure you know he lived with the absolutely smashingly gorgeous, sexy, talented actress Francesca Annis for 11 years.
The British tabloids couldn’t stand the fact she’s 18 years older than he (have you SEEN her? Exactly what difference would it make to any mature man in his right MIND! ) and never shut up about that fact and took some sort of glee in the fact that they broke up last year when the very independent Francesca kicked his wandering ass out after he was caught doing the nasty with a Romanian singer (who blabbed to everyone she had scored with Ralphie...)
Then, of course, speaking of blabbers, he had sex on a plane with the trailer trashy Qantas flight attendant Lisa Robinson who was attending to all parts of him, apparently, in the bathroom. Robinson ( who, it turns out, had another job in a brothel – she was fired from there and Quantas after she blithered endlessly about doing Ralph in the toilet) has sold her tale of a quickie in the sky to anyone who would pay and GET THIS ( yes, it is another sign of the fall of civilization and the demise of any taste at all) , I just heard she will most likely be one of the reality “stars” of the next series of Australia’s version of "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here."
Egaaads, bonking Ralph makes you a celebrity??
Back to Fiennes… the first week in June he was looking scrumptious in his tux hanging with Harry Potter author JK Rowling at the Raisa Gorbachev Foundation’s Second Annual Gala Dinner at Hampton Court in London .
And he’ll be baaaaack on the big screen as the deliciously evil Lord Voldemort when opens in "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" the US in mid-July. Opening sooner is Arie Posin's “The Chumscrubber” , a satiric look at wealthy, negligent parents in the suburbs with kids running wild. All I know about Ralph’s part is that he plays the local mayor who has a flowerpot dropped on his head.
Smooches,
Sher
Well, first of all , Ralph “ Hunka Hunka Burning Love” Fiennes is a tad that side of Eons territory, meaning he is 45 , so isn’t even “sneak in” age ( 47) to join us officially BUT due to popular demand AND the fact he has had a longstanding penchant for older women ( the latest being Ellen Barkin), I vote that we can dish about him.
Sooooooo, first of all, I’m sure you know he lived with the absolutely smashingly gorgeous, sexy, talented actress Francesca Annis for 11 years.
The British tabloids couldn’t stand the fact she’s 18 years older than he (have you SEEN her? Exactly what difference would it make to any mature man in his right MIND! ) and never shut up about that fact and took some sort of glee in the fact that they broke up last year when the very independent Francesca kicked his wandering ass out after he was caught doing the nasty with a Romanian singer (who blabbed to everyone she had scored with Ralphie...)
Then, of course, speaking of blabbers, he had sex on a plane with the trailer trashy Qantas flight attendant Lisa Robinson who was attending to all parts of him, apparently, in the bathroom. Robinson ( who, it turns out, had another job in a brothel – she was fired from there and Quantas after she blithered endlessly about doing Ralph in the toilet) has sold her tale of a quickie in the sky to anyone who would pay and GET THIS ( yes, it is another sign of the fall of civilization and the demise of any taste at all) , I just heard she will most likely be one of the reality “stars” of the next series of Australia’s version of "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here."
Egaaads, bonking Ralph makes you a celebrity??
Back to Fiennes… the first week in June he was looking scrumptious in his tux hanging with Harry Potter author JK Rowling at the Raisa Gorbachev Foundation’s Second Annual Gala Dinner at Hampton Court in London .
And he’ll be baaaaack on the big screen as the deliciously evil Lord Voldemort when opens in "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" the US in mid-July. Opening sooner is Arie Posin's “The Chumscrubber” , a satiric look at wealthy, negligent parents in the suburbs with kids running wild. All I know about Ralph’s part is that he plays the local mayor who has a flowerpot dropped on his head.
Smooches,
Sher
