Camelot Princess Moves Right ... to New York
Completely unpredictable, unfathomable, and unprecedented, Caroline Kennedy, daughter of assassinated President John F. Kennedy, will seek the open junior New York U.S. Senate seat.
She immediately becomes the front runner, edging out fellow Democrat and philanderer William Jefferson Clinton (a former U.S. president, some time ago, when life was more innocent and...ahem...pure) and a host of no names among as many as 12 candidates to fill the vacated senate seat of Hilary Clinton.
Republican (in name only) Mayor of New York Ron Bloomberg immediately declared her the winner. “There’s no need for debate here. Caroline’s our man. Really, she is mannish. And she has the full support of the City of New York. I’ve even waved her iPod tax!”
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She immediately becomes the front runner, edging out fellow Democrat and philanderer William Jefferson Clinton (a former U.S. president, some time ago, when life was more innocent and...ahem...pure) and a host of no names among as many as 12 candidates to fill the vacated senate seat of Hilary Clinton.
Republican (in name only) Mayor of New York Ron Bloomberg immediately declared her the winner. “There’s no need for debate here. Caroline’s our man. Really, she is mannish. And she has the full support of the City of New York. I’ve even waved her iPod tax!”
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