The Value of Undies
Here is my joke for the morning.
Always wear clean underwear in public...
From the Northwest Florida Daily News, this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Walmart, only to have it break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to go on shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Althought the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unabale to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything into place.
Standing back up, she looked across the hood, and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stiches in his forehead.
Always wear clean underwear in public...
From the Northwest Florida Daily News, this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Walmart, only to have it break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to go on shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Althought the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unabale to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything into place.
Standing back up, she looked across the hood, and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stiches in his forehead.
