Message 2373 of 16187

Adult Fairy Tale

Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help.

Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated
A couple weeks later Gepetto saw Pinocchio strowling happily through town and asked how is your girlfriend?
Pinocchio replied Who needs a girlfriend?"
that was funny.. and i thought i was the only one who used sandpaper ..
thefrenchinhaler's profile

over 3 years ago
OY, VEY.
dodger44's profile

over 3 years ago
LOL I like this.
Luvnmyheart's profile

over 3 years ago
I saw a cartoon once where pinoccio was giving head to a woman. The caption read "tell another lie pinoccio".

over 3 years ago

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