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Adult Fairy Tale

Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help.

Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated
A couple weeks later Gepetto saw Pinocchio strowling happily through town and asked how is your girlfriend?
Pinocchio replied Who needs a girlfriend?"
CulinaryArtist's profile
that was funny.. and i thought i was the only one who used sandpaper ..
thefrenchinhaler's profile

about 1 year ago
OY, VEY.
dodger44's profile

about 1 year ago
LOL I like this.
Luvnmyheart's profile

about 1 year ago
I saw a cartoon once where pinoccio was giving head to a woman. The caption read "tell another lie pinoccio".

about 1 year ago