PGA
A man and his wife decided to try to play golf, but neither
is very good at the game, so the sign up for lessos.
The gent goes to his lesson first. The instructor says: "Show me your swing so I can evaluate you."
The husband swings and the instructor says: That was
good, but you're holding the club too tight. Try to
holding it gently like you would hold your wife
breasts."The gent swing again and the ball goes 250
250 yards."
Later the wife goes for her lesson. Again the
instructor asks her to show him her swing, so that
he can evaluate her. She does and he says: You're
holding the club too tight. Hold the club like you
would hold your husband,s dick." She complied and
takes her swing. The instructor says: "try it again,
but this time take the flippin' club out of your mouth."
is very good at the game, so the sign up for lessos.
The gent goes to his lesson first. The instructor says: "Show me your swing so I can evaluate you."
The husband swings and the instructor says: That was
good, but you're holding the club too tight. Try to
holding it gently like you would hold your wife
breasts."The gent swing again and the ball goes 250
250 yards."
Later the wife goes for her lesson. Again the
instructor asks her to show him her swing, so that
he can evaluate her. She does and he says: You're
holding the club too tight. Hold the club like you
would hold your husband,s dick." She complied and
takes her swing. The instructor says: "try it again,
but this time take the flippin' club out of your mouth."
