The real truth
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one
year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
> With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.
> With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
> If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines
> stock you would have $49.00 left.
> If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have
> nothing left.
> BUT, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drunk it all,
> then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have $214.00.
>
> Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily
> and save your cans.
>
> This is called the 401-Keg Plan.
year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
> With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.
> With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
> If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines
> stock you would have $49.00 left.
> If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have
> nothing left.
> BUT, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drunk it all,
> then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have $214.00.
>
> Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily
> and save your cans.
>
> This is called the 401-Keg Plan.
