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PILOTS
A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain.
His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together, an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese.'
'No rike Chinese?' asks the copilot, '....why not?'
'You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why !'
'No, no,' the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.'
'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese... doesn't matter, you're all alike!'
There's a few minutes of silence.
'I no rike Jews either!' the copilot suddenly announces.
'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.
'Jews sink Titanic.'
'What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain, 'It was an iceberg!'
'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg ...no mattah... all same
His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together, an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese.'
'No rike Chinese?' asks the copilot, '....why not?'
'You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why !'
'No, no,' the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.'
'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese... doesn't matter, you're all alike!'
There's a few minutes of silence.
'I no rike Jews either!' the copilot suddenly announces.
'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.
'Jews sink Titanic.'
'What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain, 'It was an iceberg!'
'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg ...no mattah... all same
What's Your Beauty?
If Everything has it's beauty. What is your beauty we can not see when we lo
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Dear Prudence
Did anyone see this debute on the Hallmark Channel? I watched it but fell asleep and did not get to see the end. I enjoyed what I saw and will catch it on a rerun. It stars Jane Seymour. I think it will be a great show.
Quick Cassoulet
2 slices bacon, cut into 1/2 inch pieces
4 boneless pork chops
1 medium onion, chopped
1 clove garlic, minced
1 tsp dried thyme, crushed
1 can (14 1/2 oz.) stewed tomatoes
1/2 cup dry white wine
1 can (15 oz.) white or pinto beans, drained
In large skillet, cook bacon over medium-high heat until almost crisp. Stir in pork, onion, garlic and thyme. Season with salt and pepper, if desired. Cook 4 minutes. Add tomatoes and wine; bring to boil. Cook, uncovered, over medium-high heat 10 minutes or until thickened, adding beans during last 5 minutes.
4 boneless pork chops
1 medium onion, chopped
1 clove garlic, minced
1 tsp dried thyme, crushed
1 can (14 1/2 oz.) stewed tomatoes
1/2 cup dry white wine
1 can (15 oz.) white or pinto beans, drained
In large skillet, cook bacon over medium-high heat until almost crisp. Stir in pork, onion, garlic and thyme. Season with salt and pepper, if desired. Cook 4 minutes. Add tomatoes and wine; bring to boil. Cook, uncovered, over medium-high heat 10 minutes or until thickened, adding beans during last 5 minutes.
Handbag
I have lots of bags some small, medium and some that are large for me. What size bag do you carry? Do you stick with traditional colors or do you have a pink, purple or orange bag? I love all the new colors.
Getting To Know You
Hi everyone,
I would like to get to know everyone so I was hoping you would post something
about yourself.
I'm very excited about this group and meeting the members.
It's always great sharing things about our families and about our selves.
Please excuse me if I rattle on.
Have a great evening,
Sandy
I would like to get to know everyone so I was hoping you would post something
about yourself.
I'm very excited about this group and meeting the members.
It's always great sharing things about our families and about our selves.
Please excuse me if I rattle on.
Have a great evening,
Sandy
