JUST CREMATE ME
~A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated."
~"And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"
~The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service and write on the envelope, 'Now you have everything."
~"And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"
~The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service and write on the envelope, 'Now you have everything."
