i thought they were introduced by the same sneaky creatures that swap your clothes out for smaller copies of the very same garments....this is a fiendish experiment by aliens i just know it
posted by amond
about 1 year ago
I don't know where dust bunnies come from, but mine have names! They don't come when called though.
So do these bunnies have any redeeming value?
They are not really bunnies ya know. Ive looked close and they dont even have ears!
As for where they come from,,,, is there any way we can blame Politicians for em?
I like the idea of blaming politicians, but all I could come up with was that their hot air combines with dust and makes the bunnies. But, obviously, that isn't the case, or the country would be overrun with giant dust bunnies! Any more theories?
So now we have angel dust, socks, belly button lint, and political hot air as the origin of of dust bunnies. I think we are getting closer. Could some of you scientists test this theory or shall we just take it based on faith?
From my house, they automatically jump from here to there. Thank God!!! They know that I hate housework and help me out somewat. NOTHING can keep them at bay, unless you wrap a rag around your cat and hope that she does the work, didn't work for me, you can try though.
I think that the easter bunny brings them, they hatch from all the candy spilled by excited children.
Socks are NOT larve for hangers. If your hangers are multiplying, either someone in your house is buying clothes and lying to you, or they are feeding fertility drugs to the hangers.
The fact about socks is that the dryers eat socks. That is why you regularly end up with fewer socks than you started out with. Everyone knows dryers eat socks. It has always been this way and always will be. I strongly suspect that it was a curse put on driers by the witch the inventor of the first mechanical drier went to when he had problems working the bugs out of the prototype.
As for the dust bunnies, they are dangerous and blood thristy little buggers. They do resemble rabbits and multiply just like them, hence the name. Instead of vegetation, they like to feed on small children and pets. Not only do you need to keep constantly having The Great White Hunter clean out their hiding places, but you must keep count of your children and pets, especially the small ones. Generally, if a child makes it to 5 unscathed, they should be alright. At about that age they become too big for the dust bunnies to trap.
As for where do dust bunnies actually come from...nobody knows. All that is known for is that it can't be a good place. There are rumors that the first dust bunnies escaped from Snow White's step-mother's broom closet....
