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In our "real" lives and in other Eons groups we are pretty much ourselves. If at times you find yourself yearning to act less than normal- Weird Me may be the group for you. Here you can ramble, post to yourself or no one at all. You may choose to interact with other members or not. Main point is to laugh and laugh a lot.

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Post or don't post, but every once in awhile just give us a thumbs up that you are lurking and... more

Found on the Internet...

This woman who lives in The Netherlands weighs 320 pounds and is seven feet four inches tall. The markings on the right side show where the top of your head would be if you were standing next to he... | posted by kpasa111

8 replies - last reply: "So ... does she play basketball? " ~ BarbInBend

always tell the truth

I can't wait to be arrested and go all the way to the witness stand. "Do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you, God?" "Yes, you're ugly. See that man sitting in th... | posted by InaMay

2 replies - last reply: "You can tell it but nobody wants to... more" ~ BarbInBend

How I learned to mind my own business

I was walking past the state administered mental hospital the other day, And all the patients were outside shouting, '13...13...13.' The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a Little gap in t... | posted by InaMay

8 replies - last reply: "The kitchen at dinner time when I... more" ~ filbert23

live a long life

Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in... | posted by InaMay

3 replies - last reply: "Possible replies: "Helluva a ride."... more" ~ filbert23

A tear jerker...

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2 replies - last reply: "Firefox? Try Google Chrome... " ~ filbert23

Students at a local school were assigned...

...to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gav... | posted by filbert23

1 reply - last reply: "Good reading in a nutshell..so to... more" ~ HoppyLady54

Thanksgiving!

Is it weird to ask people to be on time if you have spent hours preparing a wonderful meal? Last year I asked everyone to show up after 1;30PM....many didn't show up until after 5PM..My mother had ... | posted by GingerAnnette

3 replies - last reply: ""Yep, the left overs are in the... more" ~ filbert23

Accidently

"Yesterday I accidently swallowed some food dye. The Doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside." | posted by juudycootie

1 reply - last reply: "It's good to find a funny on Monday... more" ~ HoppyLady54

I know some of you have seen this...

...on the bumper of a car, the back window of a camper or pick-up; maybe on a hat or shirt... the next time you see that, go up to the person, stick out your hand and say "welcome home". I guara... | posted by filbert23

3 replies - last reply: ""Welcome home, filbert" and thanks... more" ~ juudycootie

Man loses gator

This kind of thing always seems to happen in Florida... PANAMA CITY BEACH, Fla. - Officials say a Florida Panhandle Fish and Wildlife officer lost a 5-foot alligator after bringing it to his daugh... | posted by InaMay

4 replies - last reply: "Can't call for help...bet it comes... more" ~ HoppyLady54

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