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Keep them one liners coming, short jokes, definitions and always remember to have fun and smile! Rodney Dangerfield Rules!!.

Recent Messages

10/7

People who do the world's real work don't usually wear neckties. | posted by laughalot

And then...

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

Crime doesn't pay, but the hours are good.

Knowledge is often mistaken for intelligence. This is ... read more | posted by laughalot
1 reply - last reply: "Somehow this all reminds me of the... more" ~ mystify

Job interview

A blonde goes for a job interview and is informed that the job will go to her if she can use the word fasinate in a sentence.

The blond thinks about it for a minute and then says,"I bought a coat... read more | posted by bigthoughts

A Neutron that walks?????

A neutron walks into a bar. The bartender says, "No charge for you." | posted by bigthoughts

Better call hubby Post contains embedded images

| posted by meetoo33

10/5

"A single conversation across a table with a wise man is worth a month's study of books." Confucius | posted by Alene49

Love...

I am not single, I'm romantically challenged.

Forget love, I'd rather fall into chocolate.

Seduce my mind and you can have my body, find my soul and I'm yours forever.

Love is never having to sa... read more | posted by laughalot

Where wool comes from

Do you know where they get virgin wool?

From the r-e-a-lllly ugly sheep. | posted by bigthoughts
1 reply - last reply: "LOL! That was just wrong!!! " ~ FrankieValdez

Did I read that sign right?

TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPST... read more | posted by laughalot

Mixed Marriage

A married couple were walking down the street arguing in loud voices.

Behind them two homos were walking, and one said to the other:

"These mixed marriages never work out" | posted by bigthoughts

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