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MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT
Maxine is an independent, no-nonsense person who knows how to get things done and undone! She is my choice for President in 2008. No debates or annoying TV spots. Ask her a question and you will get an answer, not a vague promise.
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I AM THE ONE TO CHOOSE
the reasons we need MAXINE 4 PRESIDENT:
Y VOTE FOR MAXINE????? SEE REASONS BELOW: V V V
Nation for Sale: Used: approximately 200 years old; occupied by squatters previously, most have since been relocated; Condition: Possible fixer-upper; In poor shape; Extreme deterioration last 8 or so years; Used to be owned and run by a concerned population; Current owners: Slumlords, aka Large Corporations; Current Landlord: Half-wit slumlord that has run the nation into the ground the last 7 years; Population: Approx 300 million; 98% of which apathetically support the extravagant expenditures of Corporate vultures and the current slumlord; Low maintenance: Virtually no upkeep; resident’s income has been invested in other nations; junkets for current owners; etc. find the detailed REASONS Y A VOTE FOR MAXINE IS NEEDED: PLEASE WAIT FOR 1SY REPLY; B4 READING. THANK U; EmDee. Hello.......
I would be honored to join your group... and what a refreshing one it is!!!!! I love Maxine!!!!! Thanks much for the smiles!!!!
WEEKEND'S POLYTYKLE NEWS IN REVUE
The slowing U.S. economy has led to the most significant drop in
illegal aliens coming in from Mexico since 9/11. Who knew that The Moron's immigration policy revolved around starting a depression? The U.S. government plans to help Iraq build a mega shopping complex in downtown Baghdad. Security will be a factor. It'll bring new meaning to the phrase "shop 'til you drop." FORESKIN & 7 YEARS AGO; DICK HEAD ARRIVED IN OFFICE. McCrazy Warmonger says that The Moron was not responsible for the "Mission Accomplished" banner on the deck of the aircraft carrier Abraham Lincoln in 2003. McCain says Bush could never spell "Mission" or "Accomplished HOW TO SAVE OUR AIRLINES;
INCREASE REVENUES AND INCREASE MASSIVE TAXATION:
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money! I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services." Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the air line industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset. Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself? Sincerely, Bill Clinton Please FEEL FREE TO AD ANY OTHER money-saving or profitmaking ideas for the salvation of our airlines?? Photos
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