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ITALIAN AMERICAN
Come join us for everything Italian. Lots of fun, some of the world's best art, great music, mouth watering feasts, and of course the wine!
Members 49+ only please
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Welcome To Our Italian Table
If you're looking for Italians that just love to laugh, have fun,
share a story or picture, then you're in the right place.
Check out our posts and if you like what you read, and you just know that you'll love it here,
then join our family. We look forward to setting another place at our table.
This group is for members ages 49+
P.S. We may not always be work-safe, but we're loads of fun.
ScentofSuccess put a lot of work into creating an index for all of our fantastic recipes.
Thank you Scent, and here's a link to the updated (01/26/08) Italian/American Group Recipe Index view link
Something New! Group Calendar:
Feel free to add any event you want us to be aware of, such as birthdays or anniversaries etc.
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share a story or picture, then you're in the right place.
Check out our posts and if you like what you read, and you just know that you'll love it here,
then join our family. We look forward to setting another place at our table.
This group is for members ages 49+
P.S. We may not always be work-safe, but we're loads of fun.
ScentofSuccess put a lot of work into creating an index for all of our fantastic recipes.
Thank you Scent, and here's a link to the updated (01/26/08) Italian/American Group Recipe Index view link
Something New! Group Calendar:
Feel free to add any event you want us to be aware of, such as birthdays or anniversaries etc.
view link
2 months ago
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Newspaper Reading
Smart people read the Sports pages first in their daily paper to read of man's (or woman's) accomplishments. Then we read the front page news section to read of man's failures! J. dePamphilis, Eons Philosopher, 7/2008
An 80-year old Italian man goes to the doctor.
Date: Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:58:21 EDT
Subject: Subj: An 80-year old Italian man goes to the doctor.
An 80-year old Italian man goes to the doctor for a check-up.
The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks,
"How do you stay in such great physical condition?"
I'm Italian and I am a golfer," says the old guy," and that's why I'm in such good shape."
I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways."
"Have a glass of vino, and all is well."
"Well," says the doctor, "I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it.
"How old was your Dad when he died?"
"Who said my Dad's dead?"
The doctor is amazed. "You mean you're 80 years old and your Dad's still alive.
"How old is he?"
"He's 100 years old," says the old Italian golfer. In fact he golfed with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk, that's why he's still alive ... he's Italian and he's a golfer too."
"Well," the doctor says , "that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that.
"How about your Dad's Dad? How old was he when he died?"
"Who said my grandpa's dead?"
Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living!
Incredible, how old is he?"
"He's 118 years old," says the old Italian golfer. The doctor is getting frustrated at this point,
"So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?"
"No. Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today."
At this point the doctor is close to losing it.
"Getting married!!
"Why would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?"
"Who said he wanted to?"
Subject: Subj: An 80-year old Italian man goes to the doctor.
An 80-year old Italian man goes to the doctor for a check-up.
The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks,
"How do you stay in such great physical condition?"
I'm Italian and I am a golfer," says the old guy," and that's why I'm in such good shape."
I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways."
"Have a glass of vino, and all is well."
"Well," says the doctor, "I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it.
"How old was your Dad when he died?"
"Who said my Dad's dead?"
The doctor is amazed. "You mean you're 80 years old and your Dad's still alive.
"How old is he?"
"He's 100 years old," says the old Italian golfer. In fact he golfed with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk, that's why he's still alive ... he's Italian and he's a golfer too."
"Well," the doctor says , "that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that.
"How about your Dad's Dad? How old was he when he died?"
"Who said my grandpa's dead?"
Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living!
Incredible, how old is he?"
"He's 118 years old," says the old Italian golfer. The doctor is getting frustrated at this point,
"So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?"
"No. Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today."
At this point the doctor is close to losing it.
"Getting married!!
"Why would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?"
"Who said he wanted to?"
Nice Saturday Treat
Good morning, I thought a nice array of goodies for breakfast would perk everyone up. Nothing like a sugar rush!
Everyone Say Hi To Our Newest Member....
Glad you joined us. I suspect it's all the food that attracted you, but be assured the folks here are great too!
Here's a treat for us all!
Be careful ath the gas pump
Delta gas--3.87. Good deal, right, considering it is going for 3.99 to 4.10 for regular in this area. So yesterday I filled up. I paid with my debit card.
My husband said tonight to check the receipt to see if they charged extra for the card. Well, luckily because I usually don't bother to keep things like receipts, I still had it. The s.o.b's certainly did charge 10 cents extra because I used my card.
Read the signs carefully.
My husband said tonight to check the receipt to see if they charged extra for the card. Well, luckily because I usually don't bother to keep things like receipts, I still had it. The s.o.b's certainly did charge 10 cents extra because I used my card.
Read the signs carefully.
July 19th Is A Big Day For The Ambersands....
On July 19th in 1969 the Ambersands first set eyes on each other. Was it love at first site? Who cares. Here we are 39 years later and they are still like a couple of newlyweds.
Hope you both enjoy your special day! Better get the golf game in early, Mr. Ambersand. Then plan something nice for the rest of the day.
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