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tired of having people around you that don't "get" the joke? here, on this page you can post a joke (make it clean or near clean), something "punnish", tongue-in-cheek, macbre or just down right funny.

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The kind lawyer!

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass. >> >> Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. >... | posted by csansun

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The Catholic Dog

A man who's dog dies after years of friendship decides to bury his dog at his local catholic church yard. He goes to see his priest and asks him if he could bury his dog in the cemetery out back. W... | posted by lonnieto

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Twelve Days of Facebook Christmas

I am new here so I will start with this. Twelve Days of Facebook Christmas On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 bitches I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics,... | posted by lonnieto

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Catholic Heart Attack

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. A store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he h... | posted by KoolCat

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Investment tips for 2011

With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good advice. For all of you with any money left, be ... | posted by KoolCat

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Seniors

Story from a Kansas State Highway Patrol officer: I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan , KS . I asked for ... | posted by KoolCat

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After 30 years of marriage

A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on... | posted by KoolCat

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Bad news for Boudreaux & Thibodeaux

I've got some bad news. There will be no more Boudreaux & Thibodeaux Jokes. Boudreaux passed away & left a will. He wanted to be buried @ sea. Thibodeaux drowned tryin to dig his grave. | posted by KoolCat

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Alzheimer's Test

Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors Answers in 1st reply: NO CHEATING!!!! How fast can you guess these words 1. F_ _K 2. PU_S_ 3. S_X 4. P_N_S 5. BOO_S 6. _ _NDOM | posted by KoolCat

1 reply - last reply: "Answers: 1. FORK 2. PULSE 3. SIX 4.... more" ~ KoolCat

Wife's Diary

Wife's Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at t... | posted by KoolCat

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