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tired of having people around you that don't "get" the joke? here, on this page you can post a joke (make it clean or near clean), something "punnish", tongue-in-cheek, macbre or just down right funny.

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Not with my bike!

A Catholic Priest was about to leave his mission in the jungles where he has spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English, so h... | posted by teacup49
2 replies - last reply: "LOL. Nobody rides my bike but me..... " ~ Divess
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The Tie

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis, only to find a littl... | posted by Divess
3 replies - last reply: "Nice racket! He should be selling ... more" ~ Wellinformed
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DWI - WEST VIRGINIA STYLE

From the county where drunk driving is considered a Sport, comes this reportedly true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Clarksburg, West Virginia... after last call,... | posted by Divess
1 reply - last reply: "I remember that one. Still funny. " ~ KoolCat
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Black Testicles

"Black Testicles" A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure A young stude... | posted by Divess
2 replies - last reply: "LOL " ~ Divess
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Blondes Are The Best!!!

A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enou... | posted by teacup49
1 reply - last reply: "LMAO. Yup. Let's see how they like... more" ~ Divess
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MAN KILLED ON GOLF COURSE

MAN KILLED ON GOLF COURSE. ANOTHER SEVERELY INJURED A foursome of guys is waiting at the mens' tee while a foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time. Whe... | posted by Divess
2 replies - last reply: "Really made me LOL!!! " ~ laughalot
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Big time ooooops! Post contains embedded images

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2 replies - last reply: "Forgot to add. Great post. " ~ Divess
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The Bra

Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University, has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing up the fabr... | posted by KoolCat
1 reply - last reply: "ROFLMAO. " ~ Divess
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Morning Headline Post contains embedded images

| posted by teacup49
2 replies - last reply: "Boo Hiss Divess! Bad Pun, lol! " ~ teacup49
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Driver's License Tells It all

A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date. 'Mommy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replie... | posted by teacup49

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