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Share cartoons, jokes, comic's, laughter, funny videos, funny stories. If its funny too you, it will be to someone else. Come on, join the fun. But most of all, DON'T FORGET TO LAUGH, it good medicine.

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Post anything you want to post, G,PG or R rated..no X rated material please. This is a PUBLIC... more

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ALL NEW MEMBERS!!!!

To All New Members, I would like to take this opportunity to welcome you to the Daily Humor group. We all are so happy you have decided to join us. Please feel free to share you funny jokes, st... | posted by WhisperingEagle

5 replies - last reply: "I really need a laugh, thanks " ~ Holly M.

Clarification on "Balloon Boy"

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5 replies - last reply: "I think they used this in the movie ... more" ~ beanrstr

Quotes

“ Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. ” Ronald Reagan “ Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as... read more | posted by laughalot

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Cadets

The following is a quote from a director of sports infor- mation in the Navy, regarding the theft of some mascots from the Naval Academy by Army rivals: "We knew Army cadets were involved because... | posted by bigthoughts

3 replies - last reply: "Perhaps they were honing their war... more" ~ softball53girl

Cross Country

When we moved cross-country, my wife and I decided to drive both of our cars. Nathan, our eight-year-old, worriedly asked, "How will we keep from getting separated?" "We'll drive slowly so that o... | posted by bigthoughts

1 reply - last reply: "Of course....I like this one...my... more" ~ HoppyLady54

South African Tourism

These questions about South Africa were posted on a South African Tourism Website and were answered by the website owner (great sense of humour!). Q: Does it ever get windy in South Africa ? I ha... | posted by mamacat57

3 replies - last reply: "Laughing hysterically over here!!... more" ~ Wollhexe

A few jokes

Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband?' '98,' she replied, 'Two years older than me' 'So you're 96,' the undertaker... | posted by mamacat57

2 replies - last reply: "Without blondes and old folks the... more" ~ HoppyLady54

A pun or two -- - - - -

• Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram • Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower • Shortest distance between two jokes = a straight line • Time between slipping on a peel and sma... read more | posted by bigthoughts

2 replies - last reply: "You're on a roll....does that make... more" ~ HoppyLady54

A funny or two - - -

# A bicycle can't stand-alone because it is two tired. # What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway. # Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. # A backward poet writes in... | posted by bigthoughts

2 replies - last reply: "Thank you BT for all the laughs you... more" ~ HoppyLady54

Parking Ticket

I went to the shop the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there was a damn traffic officer writing a parking ticket for over-running the meter. So I went up to... | posted by apq120

1 reply - last reply: "Just let another prankster be around... more" ~ HoppyLady54

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