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Your local paper won't publish your "Letters to Stupid" anymore. You can't take the mic at the City Council meetings since the last restraining order. And making nice is starting to give you a facial tic. Well, guess what: there's a group of curmudgeons just like you right here on Eons. Have at it. And have fun.

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The only guidelines are that we will always adhere to the Eons TOU, which can be read here -... more

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Crabs & Cranks (Cliffs Notes version)

If you're too lazy to spend any real time researching this group and what we're about, here's the Cliffs Notes version on how to be an official Crab and/or Crank: 1. Be funny. 2. Be smart. (If not... | posted by CallieChick

34 replies - last reply: "Yes " ~ MarianneK

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SAY ANYTHING

This is the ongoing "say whatever you want" thread for our group. Tell us what's going on in your life. Tell us what you had for breakfast. Share a witty saying. Or something really stupid the mail... | posted by CallieChick

5132 replies - last reply: "Stolen from another group. more" ~ BarbInBend

What Really Chokes My Goat

When news/TV/magazines say they are covering health/beauty/life issues for all age groups then give advice for those in their 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s. So, after 59 we disappear and have no issues? | posted by Oma24

221 replies - last reply: "4 monster dogs, 2 tripping trolls, 3... more" ~ MarianneK

I like this frog ...

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8 replies - last reply: "That looks more like a toad to me,... more" ~ MarianneK

The Klatsch

Still warm, friendly and chatty I see. | posted by TrulyJupiter

91 replies - last reply: "(frozen penis) " ~ jefodiah

Whatever you do, don't...

...order the chocolate covered strawberries online. Cost me $32.99. $19.99 for the strawberries and the rest was shipping costs. The local radio station said if I put in their 'code' word, I woul... | posted by MechelleRichey

86 replies - last reply: "Recently, we also beat wives. How... more" ~ rlsco27

Newest member

Now, I know I have a weird handle, but the newest member here has a really weird one. Without going to check them out, just the name alone implies alot. Are they searching for it or found it? | posted by LitlGrADuck

18 replies - last reply: "In fact: The new member's fifteen... more" ~ Ferguson2

Ow.

My hubby just high-fived me after a Patriot's touchdown and I believe I am injured. | posted by CallieChick

152 replies - last reply: "Been there, done that....don't... more" ~ Ferguson2

Callie !

Been such a long time ! How are you my friend ! | posted by GiannasGrammy

153 replies - last reply: "Don't be bringing my ancestors into... more" ~ TrulyJupiter

Packaging

Is it just me, or does anyone else find that it is getting more and more difficult to open up stuff? I bought a package of dog bones today and my dog aged another seven years waiting for me to try ... | posted by blueskyfromnowon

267 replies - last reply: "It's like being married. " ~ MechelleRichey

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