About Crabs and Cranks

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SomeChick's profile
Moderator
GRM's profile
Moderator
rlsco27's profile

Description

Your local paper won't publish your "Letters to Stupid" anymore. You can't take the mic at the City Council meetings since the last restraining order. And making nice is starting to give you a facial tic. Well, guess what: there's a group of curmudgeons just like you right here on Eons. Have at it. And have fun.

Guidelines

The only guidelines are that we will always adhere to the Eons TOU, which can be read here -... more

Recent Messages

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SomeChick's profile

Crabs & Cranks (Cliffs Notes version)

To really get a handle on this quirky group, read the Mission Statement, a.k.a. Sticky Message, where members weighed in on who and what we are. If you're too lazy, here's the Cliffs Notes version... | posted by SomeChick
3 replies - last reply: "Very good, Chickie. Very terse. Very... more" ~ EsmeraldaR
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SomeChick's profile

Mission Statement a.k.a. Sticky Message

Well, you've weighed in on wanting to keep this group as it is, with me as your quasi-cranky leader, and although I recognize that it's partly because nobody else wants the friggin' job, I'll keep ... | posted by SomeChick
45 replies - last reply: "OKAY, already! Post the damn sticky... more" ~ Urban123
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SomeChick's profile

The "Get It Out of Your System" Thread

Are you dying to use some of those annoying Internet acronyms? Want to add some emoticons? Are there fuzzy kittty and glitter puppy pictures somewhere that you really, really want to share? (Even i... | posted by SomeChick
56 replies - last reply: "Well, so much for glitter-graphics... more" ~ BarbInBend
MechelleRichey's profile

And then tonight-----------

A group of kids came up to my door on a scavenger hunt. (How long has it been since THAT happened?) I supplied them with a q-tip, a hot dog bun, a hand full of dog food, a chipped cup (wasn't chipp... | posted by MechelleRichey
17 replies - last reply: "Yes? " ~ GaryFord
SomeChick's profile

Cold Turkey

I've been thinking of cutting myself off from the computer for a couple of weeks, to see what I might actually achieve if I didn't spend (waste?) time playing here and on other sites. Is this crazy... | posted by SomeChick
40 replies - last reply: "She'll show up when she gets tired,... more" ~ rlsco27
BarbInBend's profile

How to make the bride & groom cranky Post contains embedded images

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13 replies - last reply: "Thats what happens when you have a... more" ~ CUWIRE2
Okay1150's profile

Pimp his van Post contains embedded images

A friend has a plain Jane van that is embarassing him. Any ideas on how to pimp it? | posted by Okay1150
15 replies - last reply: "... more" ~ BarbInBend
rlsco27's profile

Great Ad

Just noticed an ad on Eons. Outraged At the Scale? Women 15-69 to be paid $1500 to lose weight. Send me your name and I'll sign you up. I'm sure it's legitimate. | posted by rlsco27
5 replies - last reply: " more" ~ filbert23
redsundon's profile

SPANKING'S

Do you like them? Would you rather give or receive one....only if your real BAD? | posted by redsundon
30 replies - last reply: "Liar Liar Pants On Fire ... I went... more" ~ BarbInBend
TrulyJupiter's profile

Cheating Cat Post contains embedded images

"I HUNTED RATS FOR YOU" Hahahahahahaa! . | posted by TrulyJupiter
14 replies - last reply: "But not always when I want them to be. " ~ rlsco27

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