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Your local paper won't publish your "Letters to Stupid" anymore. You can't take the mic at the City Council meetings since the last restraining order. And making nice is starting to give you a facial tic. Well, guess what: there's a group of curmudgeons just like you right here on Eons. Have at it. And have fun.

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The only guidelines are that we will always adhere to the Eons TOU, which can be read here -... more

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Crabs & Cranks (Cliffs Notes version)

To really get a handle on this quirky group, read the Mission Statement, a.k.a. Sticky Message, where members weighed in on who and what we are. If you're too lazy, here's the Cliffs Notes version... | posted by SomeChick

3 replies - last reply: "Very good, Chickie. Very terse. Very... more" ~ EsmeraldaR

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Mission Statement a.k.a. Sticky Message

Well, you've weighed in on wanting to keep this group as it is, with me as your quasi-cranky leader, and although I recognize that it's partly because nobody else wants the friggin' job, I'll keep ... | posted by SomeChick

45 replies - last reply: "OKAY, already! Post the damn sticky... more" ~ Urban123

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The "Get It Out of Your System" Thread

Are you dying to use some of those annoying Internet acronyms? Want to add some emoticons? Are there fuzzy kittty and glitter puppy pictures somewhere that you really, really want to share? (Even i... | posted by SomeChick

56 replies - last reply: "Well, so much for glitter-graphics... more" ~ BarbInBend

C'mon you bunch of wussies!

What happened to our cranky edge? Are we turning into one of those pansy ass groups that are just here to pat each other on the back and be cheerful and crap like that? Let's see some crabbiness fr... | posted by SomeChick

26 replies - last reply: "I think you're right. Though Lolly... more" ~ BarbInBend

You made me do this

A Chickie Survey. You will answer these questions or pay the price. 1. What was your first cranky thought this morning? 2. What annoys you most about people in your part of the country? 3. What is... | posted by SomeChick

20 replies - last reply: "Must be the poetry... " ~ filbert23

Voted most likely to ______________.

Think back to high school. (I know, it's difficult...those brain cells were decimated long ago...but try.) What would be the most appropriate ending to this sentence, listed in your senior class ye... | posted by SomeChick

4 replies - last reply: "rebel against her restrictive... more" ~ SomeChick

10 Years After

Where were you ten years ago? What were you doing? Was it better or worse than where you are right now? | posted by SomeChick

30 replies - last reply: "I've dreamed about Giant Sunflowers. " ~ BarbInBend

Crabby Poetry

I don't care if it's haiku, a limerick, free verse, or a friggin' sonnet. I don't care if you rhyme or even spell correctly. Just make sure it's the crabbiest, crankiest poem you can come up with. | posted by SomeChick

34 replies - last reply: "Now that's what I call a party! " ~ BarbInBend

Remember 1989? Me neither...

A follow up to the "10 Years After" thread. I thought it would be interesting to go back another decade. Where you were 20 years ago, and what were you doing? Ever wish you could go back? Can you r... | posted by SomeChick

20 replies - last reply: "yeah- me too-- I only did it for 6... more" ~ MechelleRichey

CLOCKS BACK

A friendly reminder.....Saturday night we lose a hour's sleep....for you people who sleep. | posted by redsundon

28 replies - last reply: "Phranque. You rebel. " ~ SomeChick

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