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Warning!!! This group is not a sexually XXX Rated group It is a group for mature audiences 21 or older to post mature vids and jokes. Use your own judgment what you think might offend others. Enjoy and have fun some vids and jokes may have explicit language. Please no slandering or quarreling between any members of the group .We are here to post funny and laughable material . So with that said let
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WELCOME TO CLASSYLINDS MATURE JOKES AND RIDDLES
Warning!!! This group is not a sexually XXX Rated group It is a group for mature audiences 21 or older to post mature vids and jokes. Use your own judgement what you think might offend others. Enjo...
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posted by Classylind
cat in heaven
Once upon a time, there was a cat that died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She told the Lord that it was awful -- she had to sleep in cold black alleys, where ...
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posted by boomerinvegas
BODY QUESTIONS????
Where can a man buy a cap for his knee,
Or the key to a lock of his hair?
Can his eyes be called an academy
Because there are pupils there?
Is the crown of your head where jewels are found?
Who...
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posted by boomerinvegas
CHRISTMAS JOKES
Q. What kind of bird can write?
A. A pen-guin
Q. What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective ?
A. Santa Clues!
Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A. It's Christmas, Eve.
Q...
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posted by boomerinvegas
TIGER JOKES( I HELD OFF AS LONG AS I COULD)
It was just reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!
Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't kn...
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posted by boomerinvegas
A SHORT UPLIFTING STORY
A short - uplifting- story
One day, long, long ago,
there lived a woman who did not whine or nag.
But that was a very long time ago
and
It was just that one day.
The end
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posted by boomerinvegas
HOUSEKEEPING
MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!
I don't do windows because....
I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
I don't wax floors because....
I am terrified a gues...
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posted by boomerinvegas
teacher's joke
Teacher: Now, you must not say, “I ain’t goin’.” You should say, “I am not going, he is not going; we are not going; they are not going.”
Student: Wow! Ain’t nobody goin’ then?
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posted by boomerinvegas
question?
Q: What happens to a person when they're lost in a cornfield?
A: They get cornfused.
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posted by boomerinvegas
to the woodshed
Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family had to use
An outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer
And freezing cold in the winter and stan...
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posted by boomerinvegas
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