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Warning!!! This group is not a sexually XXX Rated group It is a group for mature audiences 21 or older to post mature vids and jokes. Use your own judgment what you think might offend others. Enjoy and have fun some vids and jokes may have explicit language. Please no slandering or quarreling between any members of the group .We are here to post funny and laughable material . So with that said let
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Mammograms
Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following exercises, you will...
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posted by GramCrafter
Top Fool Riddles
Boiled or Fried?
The King passed a sentence of death on the thief. He gave the thief a chance to choose the manner of his death. He told the thief he could make one final statement which would de...
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posted by Classylind
DIVORCE VS MURDER
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,"I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked,"Why in the ...
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posted by Classylind
Little Johnny joke..
Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Johnny received his plate, he start...
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posted by csansun
69
Ole and Lena are 69-ing when Ole says,
"Lena, did you know there are 117,000 musk ox in Alaska?"
Lena says, "No, I didn't."
Ole says, "And Lena, did you know there are 482,000 grizzly bears livin...
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posted by GramCrafter
Muffins
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posted by GramCrafter
DON'T LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
A mother is invited by her son, Anthony, for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Tina. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is. Over...
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posted by Classylind
Winter Blonde
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says
"Hi, my name is Heathe...
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posted by Bobbijo
God loves drunk people too
GOD LOVES DRUNK PEOPLE TOO.
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain...
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posted by Spoodabus
