Mark your calendar for Saturday Dec. 12th--all day, we will be having our first Christmas party-with lots of food and Christmas music..so I am hoping that you will all be able to stop by sometime during the day or evening to join in the fun. I will post a sticky just for the party..
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Ok what gives a guy is dating one on one with you ladies

And one on one in the presence of family your going steady the traditional girlfriend boyfriend deal

So now you two go out to one of her functions after a day at work and she introduces you as to her co workers and others "as he is my friend" your now thinking to yourself in silence who am I

Gee I thought I was more significant than that ? And we wonder why the guys are confused.

Ok ladies what happened and when to change the face of dating , he's just a friend but is he now the cow getting milked sorry for the metaphor creating this image

So in reality guys are not in one on one relationships only in and around the family so what gives?

Have you been to any of these? Follow the links for more information.

Last night I HAD to go to the mall. I didn't think much about it so I was totally unprepared for how hard it hit me to be out there with the music, decorations, the Christmas tree lots all lit up, the decorations on the homes. The feeling was hard to describe - almost a panic attack, I guess is the closest thing. I felt like throwing up. I felt like someone had just told me that Ken was gone. It's not like I haven't been thinking about Christmas so I really don't get the intensity. I hurried back to my safe little home.

A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the
house with his finger.

His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something, but
the boy continues.

"Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off."
You're going to break something.

He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping
center.
Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left for the
store...

He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he leaves
it..
Mom comes in and while putting away the groceries gets a diarrhea run.

She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes.
When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing.
She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet!
She calls her doctor.
The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he
assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.
When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his
knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing.
Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might
be and POP! The balloon explodes and Shit is everywhere.
On him, the walls, etc.
"Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.
He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the
first time I've ever actually seen a Fart !"

You're laughing aren't you
...I know you are!!!

Merry Gingerbread Cookies

Serves: 54
Prep Time: 30 Minutes
Cook Time: 10 Minutes

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Merry Gingerbread Cookies
Ingredients

6 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
4 teaspoons ground ginger
4 teaspoons cinnamon
1 1/2 teaspoons ground cloves
1 cup unsalted butter, softened


1 cup SPLENDA® No Calorie
Sweetener, Granulated
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
2 eggs
1 cup molasses
3 tablespoons water

Directions

1. Blend together flour, baking soda, baking powder, and spices in a large mixing bowl.

2. Cream butter, SPLENDA® Granulated Sweetener and salt together in a large mixing bowl. Add eggs one at a time, beating well after each addition. Add the molasses and water. Stir well. Add the flour mixture and stir until well blended. Refrigerate dough 1-2 hours before rolling out and cutting into shapes.

3. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Roll cookie dough out slightly less than 1/4 inch. Cut into desired shapes. Bake in preheated oven 8-10 minutes or until lightly browned on the bottom.

Note: Serving Size: 1 cookie
Nutrition Info

Servings Per Recipe: 54
Amount Per Serving Calories: 100
Calories from Fat: 35
Total Fat: 4g Total Carbs: 15g
Saturated Fat: 2g Dietary Fiber: 1g
Cholesterol: 15mg Sodium: 75mg
Sugars: 4g Protein: 2g
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it seems to me that some very smart people use their intellect to reach the wrong answer quicker and that some that demonstrate wisdom don't have to have a super IQ.