Ron had just purchased a new sports car and was out for a
drive when he rudely cut off a mean truck driver. The
trucker became very upset and motioned for Ron to pull over.

Seeking to avoid further problems, Ron complied. When he did,
the truck driver got out of his truck and pulled a piece of
chalk from his pocket. Drawing a circle on the road, he told
Ron to stand in the circle and not move. He then went to
Ron's new car and cut up the leather seats.

When the truck driver turned around to see Ron's reaction,
Ron had a slight grin on his face.

"Oh, you think that's funny?" the trucker asked. "Then, watch
this." He then proceeded to get a baseball bat out of his
truck and break every window in the car.

When he turned to look back at Ron, Ron still had a smile on
his face.

This drove the driver into a rage. He got his knife back out
and sliced all the tires.

Ron was laughing.

Then the truck driver really started to lose it. He went
back to his truck and got a can of gas, poured it on the
sports car, and set it on fire.

When he turned around he found Ron laughing so hard that he
was having a hard time maintain his balance.

"What's so funny?" The truck driver asked, frustrated at his
inability to receive emotional revenge.

"When you weren't looking," Ron replied, I stepped outside
the circle 10 times."

if'n a certain PB women don't meet me in Granada, I may, now I say may , jest have to tell a certain Deacon about that coonass boy from years gane by..Understand a Natural Man considers all means to the end fair play....

I just got a new wireless keyboard for my MacMini and a wireless mouse. I love this new keyboard! I had the standard Mac keyboard encased in that plastic case, but I accidentally spilled my glass of water on my desk and some of it got on the keyboard (with a couple of ice cube, too...LOL). I guess it shorted out the board because after I let it dry, it didn't work. Anyway, I went to the Apple store and got a wireless keyboard... the only difference is it doesn't have the number keypad on the right (which I didn't use much anyway).

Anyway, I just wanted to tell someone how much I like the "feel" of the wireless keyboard!

HUGE Problemo, in fact!!
Angel had her regular vet visit early this week. Too fat!! What to do??

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We've all had a chance to peruse the bill and we've all heard the good and the bad as it was represented by various media outlets.
Do you want this bill to pass? If so why?
Do you want it to fail? If so why?

Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, "PIG!"
Man yells out the window, "BITCH!"
Man rounds next curve.
Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.

If men would just listen !!!

just wondering, not trying to make trouble or anything. much.