Hot from my "In Box"...(not EONS)
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Dear Irish Rose,
As an avid reader and unconditional supporter, I acknowledge your request for a suitor, and I propose myself as an option. My reasons for doing so are entirely (well almost entirely) for your pleasure.
I am very good at building things (I have a MS in engineering - concentration in mechanical), whether it be steel or wood or whatever, your shelves will be taken care of. I am also very good with pets. Apparently I am excellent at giving back massages (the only people I have given them to are cute women - who all loved them).
These skills I offer to you, and while they may not be all that you have grown accustomed to in your recent singlehood, they are all that this simple 44 year old male can venture to give.
I give good head and promise to put your orgasm before mine (I know where the hot spots are). I have no doubt that my entire attention would be focused towards rocking your world, given the chance. Seriously, should you decide to take me up on my offer I promise to pleasure you to the best of my abilities until you get so tired of peaking that you forget your own name. I also clean and do laundry (I know the basics).
P.S. - My two dogs are also well-behaved and adorable, but you'll have to find that out on your own
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Now, if this guy isn't opposed to cleaning a litter box and knows how to wash a girl's delicate under thingies without destroying them, we may have a winner here!...just saying
