Internet dating what the Hell is it?.. I think I have been doing it all wrong.. So I came here to eons to write. I missed writing. It is my second passion. I lost my first passion. But with some things you lose. you find again. I think I will find it again. But lets figure out just how I got here.
I admit I have to chatted with many women. There have been a lot that you know right out of the gate it is not right. And by messaging it is much easier to let some one go.
You are not locked into face to face. . Think about doing that 10 or 20 times before finding the right one ? That could take years. I don't have years. I am on eons.

But you know how it is. You throw out a few feelers in the early stages. Usually you hit. You get a little more insight in the person you are talking to.
They take what you say one way or the other. They either laugh or say that is disgusting.
The disgusting ones you can rule out real quick. Now some might trick you and say that is just sick.. I take that as saying it is funny but not right. Disgusting is a strong word. Sick is open for interpretation.

But you get past the first few PM's and you find you are still replying and she is still replying. Sometimes more than once a day. Sometimes more than once a minute.
Here is where the learning came in. I have talked with a lot of different women. I have talked to women who have come on so strong with who they are that you knew it was really who they wanted to be and they were pretending.

You can pick them out in maybe 15 PM's.. You can pick out the ones that have so many needs but offer nothing in return in as many PM's.

You start a conversation with them and almost immediately it turns to them. Note I said conversation.

Like how is the weather there in your yard ?

"Well the pollen is very bad today and I have no medicine and the kid is just to lazy to go to the store. He knows I cannot go out on a day like today. He is being a ass hole. Just like his Father. "

I remained friends with her for as long as I could. But I am sorry that is not why I am here. Not here, here. Yahoo messenger here. I hate messenger.

I like getting my feelings out there before I start getting replies about something else. I type one subject and she is already typing about a different subject.. Where does it end ?

PM's are different. You can take your time and say what you really feel and not get a reply back like .

" Yeah I just love my chicken that way."

And you were trying to say. "Do you like it when your partner acts a little tough.?"

" Why would I want my chicken tough ?

Then you start talking about chicken.

In PM's you start to learn and you read. Really read. Not messenger reading. You have time to absorb what you are reading. Things come out when you do that. Like little check marks.

Now I like to write and I can say things to sooth you or make you chuckle. It is who I am. I am here to make you feel better. I usually mean what I write.

Unless I am making fun of Billy Bob and the Base Ball Bat. I still like to ask him what time it is and watch him look at the clock to the right of him and not move his head. It is a freaky eyeball.

And soon I figure what I am reading is some one on the other end making me feel better.

I have talked to women who would say anything to get you to like them. Just try to snatch you right up.. You figure that out quick too.

BUT men are the same way. I know that. And I know you have your ways of determining who is full of shit and who isn't.

Its OK I don't want to know.

But isn't this the way a lot of people fell in love ? By writing letters ? And they would start off with " My Dearest Charles " or " Dear Mary"

That was long before Eons. We aren't doing anything new. But we are doing it a lot quicker.

Then it dawned on me that . Women can be honest. I am reading honesty in these words. And I can be honest back. And not get slapped in the face or a drink thrown upon me. Wahooo !!!!!!

And if you are honest with each other and you keep replying then you are succeeding..

I have told you before. I love women. They are right up there. Women make me feel good.. Well that is the intent.

And when you find one that thinks it is just as important to see that you are happy as well as herself. You may have found some one.

And it kind of makes you want to do the same in return. Tit for Tat.. HAHA I can sat Tit and get away with it. That was a feeler..

If I sent that in a private message you would have responded and I would have made a check mark.

I still haven't said a damn thing here. Maybe I did. I am still thinking about Billy Bob and the clock. Plus I am hungry and all I have is TV Dinners.
That could have been a feeler too .

She likes to cook.. COOL !! CHECK..................

If she knows what a cuddle puddle is then that is 3 check marks. Yes Men have a system , no matter how crude it is.

Don Henley said it Best. " I have been trying to got down to the heart of the matter." I am sure that is not what he was talking about but I like that line.

Plus writing gives me time to think. Cause I can say some really stupid stuff. And if you don't start out by loving me. Then I don't stand a snow ball's chance in hell.

I am going to go eat and YES I am having TV dinners. I have to eat 2..

You write me your words
And I will write you mine
If we each choose to reply
That's a damn good sign

If it gets to 10 PM's a day
And things are going right
We may continue to PM
Way into the night

Tell me what is on your mind
I will tell you my thoughts too
If we agree on our thoughts
I will soon be doing you

I am a guy I got a willy
He likes to splash in the pool
Only thing better than ice cream
The two together would be cool

This man just wants loving
But I do like holding hands
If you are wiling to share both
Then we know where it stands