The Day Phyllis Closed the Niagara Street Bar
posted 3 months ago
My husband's back is bothering him today and he took a couple of darvocettes to ease the pain. Later I was leaning over doing some household chore and he offered to do it. I told him it was okay; I could do it and he replied, "My back is better"; to which I replied, "Of course, your back is fine; you're stoned."
And that got us to laughing and bantering about how all of God's creatures like to be stoned.
We had a parrot that got addicted to black sunflower seeds - the vet said it was like being a crackhead. That bird never forgave us for weaning him off the junk.
But the best was a tree just over the back wall in our next door neighbor's yard. It was this huge tree that bore some kind of berries that ripened around August every year. And the birds loved that tree.
We would sit in the backyard with our own cocktails and watch them fly in for happy hour - it was around dusk every afternoon. Their chatter increased as they belted their first berries of the evening. And continued until they started falling off their perches in drunken stupors.
I kid you not; they would eat until they couldn't keep their little claws wrapped around the branches.
And we would laugh ourselves silly watching them, until we fell off our chairs.
Then Phyllis closed the bar - its roots were getting into her swimming pool.
It was a sad day when Phyllis closed down the Niagara Street Bar and Grill...
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- 1. 3 months ago sunjunkee1 wrote:
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Cute and very well written, thanks for sharing. Bah to Phyllis
- 2. 3 months ago ScotFree wrote:
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Now I understand why there's so much traffic at the feeders in our back yard. It's the Black Oil Sunflower Seeds. I may have to try 'em; I have a 50-pound bag in the garage. It's party time!
- 3. 3 months ago ChelseaLad wrote:
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My blue birds will empty half the feeder to get to the particular seeds they like best.
- 4. 3 months ago foneman wrote:
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My mom has one of those bars in her back yard. It's been open for over 50 years, which means she's been contributing to generational avian alcoholism.
- 5. 3 months ago MissPepr wrote:
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Very cute story. I have seen birds drunk on berries, God knows how they cure their hangovers! LOL
- 6. 3 months ago TestofF8th wrote:
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Drunk birds, LOL Marcie!
- 7. 3 months ago MunchieBunch wrote:
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Shame on my Mom. Did she realize how much fun you two were having watching the 'drunk' birds?
- 8. 3 months ago rayphillips wrote:
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You should see a bunch of hogs drinking from a stream after a moonshine still has been busted upstream. you aint seen nuthing untill you see a drunk hog.
