Surely you get in a catty mood. Even men get PMS, or at least act like it. There's been a few times I wanted to hand them a box of tampons and some chocolate.
Anyhow While I am surfing the internet every once in a great while I will see something so screwed up and funny. So wrong and yet so right.
Today was one of those moments. There was a Journalist type doing a news-blog who tested some Kenoki Pads for detoxing. And I guess the picture of the feet provided on this blog offended someone with some kind of freaky foot phobia. But he wrote something that while cruel, was just damn funny.
He made some comment about the length of the toes on her feet. I know what he's talking about. My husband and my sister both have what I call Ghecko Toes. That is long feet with toes that appear to be at least half as long as the body of the foot. You know the kind of foot that I speak of here.
If these people were to exercise those toes, and strengthen them significantly, then they would be able to creep on only their toes.
I say that as a person who has Hobbit Feet. I have Fat, Hairy Squat feet with Fred Flintstone toes, so of course long skinny toes would offend me, the way that Twiggy would annoy Mama Cass. I have those heroic Pioneer women feet. The kind that look like they were hacked out of a red wood log using a chainsaw and nothing else.
So anyway, this guy that was so offended by these toes that may have in fact been the feet of the Journalist herself made some nasty comment about covering up her feet because of those long toes.
And he referred to them as...And I quote:
"Multi-Knuckled-Stink-Sickles."
The picture that it brought to mind was of some extremely gangley spider unfolding itself and creeping about, while simultaneously stinking.
That's just mean.
And yet beautiful.
I know.
I aint right.
Now That's Just Mean!
posted 3 months ago
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- 1. 3 months ago luv2rite wrote:
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Long toes run in my husband's family too! His mother's were impossibly long! Gnarly man. He's six foot four, so I guess his long feet and toes are somewhat neccesary. Thank God, none of my kids inherited his freakish piggies!
- 2. 3 months ago catwhisperer10 wrote:
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You are right~~~ You ain't right. {laughing}
From Nobel potential to Multi-Knuckled-Stink-Sickles.
What are your "devotees" gonna do with this????? lol
- 3. 3 months ago Marit0129 wrote:
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I had no idea long toes could cause such comment...my goodness I live the house of long toes every one of us. He would truly find us disturbing I guess.
- 4. 3 months ago OrangePOP33 wrote:
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An opportunity. Remember the joy of chasing little boys with earth worms in grade school? Well that can be yours again, if you can only find this man or others like him, and uncover your unholy bat hooks.
- 5. 3 months ago IrishRose2007 wrote:
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I'm perched here in the tree I just climbed using only my bat hooks...and just laughing my azz off...another hilarious post OP!
- 6. 3 months ago WhisperingEagle wrote:
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I do not know what to think of this commentary of yours. The journalist must have a foot fetish of some sort. I do not look at anyones toes. Least of all my husbands. I do not like my toes because my big toes have nails on them that are thicker than the thickest time of the month pad. I actually use a tool from my husbands tool box to trim them. My other toes except for the baby toe on the end have normal nails.
So whatever.....
- 7. 3 months ago tulipsNchimneys wrote:
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haha, OrangePop, this narrative is very clever and witty. :) It deserves today's Blue Ribbon of Blogging award.

- 8. 3 months ago johnH56 wrote:
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Think the story was enough to cause the journalist to give up the profession?
- 9. 3 months ago OrangePOP33 wrote:
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I dont know. Does reporting on Kenoki pads while the Saudis screw us for oil under the watchful eye of the smirking chimp, count as journalism?
