Surely you get in a catty mood. Even men get PMS, or at least act like it. There's been a few times I wanted to hand them a box of tampons and some chocolate.

Anyhow While I am surfing the internet every once in a great while I will see something so screwed up and funny. So wrong and yet so right.

Today was one of those moments. There was a Journalist type doing a news-blog who tested some Kenoki Pads for detoxing. And I guess the picture of the feet provided on this blog offended someone with some kind of freaky foot phobia. But he wrote something that while cruel, was just damn funny.

He made some comment about the length of the toes on her feet. I know what he's talking about. My husband and my sister both have what I call Ghecko Toes. That is long feet with toes that appear to be at least half as long as the body of the foot. You know the kind of foot that I speak of here.

If these people were to exercise those toes, and strengthen them significantly, then they would be able to creep on only their toes.

I say that as a person who has Hobbit Feet. I have Fat, Hairy Squat feet with Fred Flintstone toes, so of course long skinny toes would offend me, the way that Twiggy would annoy Mama Cass. I have those heroic Pioneer women feet. The kind that look like they were hacked out of a red wood log using a chainsaw and nothing else.

So anyway, this guy that was so offended by these toes that may have in fact been the feet of the Journalist herself made some nasty comment about covering up her feet because of those long toes.

And he referred to them as...And I quote:

"Multi-Knuckled-Stink-Sickles."

The picture that it brought to mind was of some extremely gangley spider unfolding itself and creeping about, while simultaneously stinking.

That's just mean.
And yet beautiful.

I know.

I aint right.