The other day I bought a senior coffee and two apple pies at Mc Donalds on my way to work. I dropped a small circle of pie filling on my Suzuki's front seat. Geez, it wasn't larger than a dime.

Two days later, Mrs. Rox Fan gets in the car and says, "Its all gooey in here!" How does she get "all gooey" from a small drop of pie filling? "Well, she said. you shouldn't be eating in your car."

Daaah? I'm a guy - and guys eat stuff in our cars! Remember, I am the one who uses the Norelco shaver, the one who runs the lawn mower, and those metric tools over there? - they are mine! I'm a guy - and, I eat stuff in my car!

Rox Dog is snickering at me.