(I confess that my poor blog has been neglected, so here's a token contribution to make up for lost blogging - it's a joke from my inbox this morning, and it made me laugh, so I hope it will make you laugh too.)
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks
from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
