At 11:30 a.m. I realized that I was the only person in my office. Nine empty desks. I walked over to the next office area and found only one person out of seven. A third office and only one of five. A fourth office had only one of three.
"We missed the Rapture," I said, referring to that event when the "faithful" are taken up to heaven to escape the Final Judgment. "We've all been left behind."
I felt sad for a moment. And then my 25-year-old colleague Joey spoke up.
"That means there should be a lot of jewelry around here!"
Talk about putting a positive spin on things!
