"I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.” -- Audrey Hepburn. view link

Greetings, darlings! Sitting down with a cup of java? How about some gossip with that? Well, let’s dish!

First of all, I guess you heard the news that Kathie Lee Gifford is joining the Today Show (for the 4th hour) on April 7th. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED!! Ok, call me a beach, or a word that sounds like that, but I can’t stand her...

Anyhoo, now onward to more newsy nosey news, sweeties. What the BLANKETY-BLANK-BLANK am I talking about?

How’s about Sharon Osborne... she’s been in England with Ozzie and the press there has been running pics of her declaring she’s regaining some of the weight she dramatically lost via gastric surgery. I think she looks fabo myself and is one of the best examples of GOOD plastic surgery. But I digress..

The gossip over there is that she went over the line with her language on Brit TV recently. Uh-huh. I ask you, does anyone really expect the Osbornes to watch their F words? Like this was a surprise?

Anyhoo, the thing is Mr. and Mrs. Osbourne were co-hosting the Brit Awards on national TV on February 20, and Sharon got royally perturbed during the live show at guest presenter Vic Reeves and basically ripped him a new you-know-what verbally on live TV, accusing him of being drunk.

So, yeah, that was in February but people are still complaining about this ( I am amazed.. I thought the British had more of a sense of HUMOR!) and folks are calling and writing and be-aching and the UK media watchdog Ofcom is throwing a fit about Sharon’s “inappropriate” language.

Hellooooooooooooo, did anyone think they were watching Ozzie and Harriet host the awards show? PUHLEAZE!

This just in: Robin Williams' nineteen year marriage to Marsha Garces is headed for the divorce court. Think he finally noticed she’s had this nasty looking mole the size of Manhattan by her nose for the past couple of decades? Or she finally got tired of his – I am not making this up – well-known problem with excessive sweating. Yep. That’s not a typo. Not swearing, sweating. Like a hog. Drives the make-up folks nuts, I hear, trying to keep his pits and forehead dry.

Think things can’t get any worse when it comes to some things – like, for example, Mickey Rourke’s countenance? Check out his latest ‘do from the ever fabo gossip maven Janet Charlton’s site.Can we have a collective “EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW”???!! Thanks, darling.. I feel somewhat better now..

Some good news: Paul McCartney spotted riding bikes, laughing and smooching with gazillionairess Nancy Shevell getaway at the exclusive Caribbean Jumby Bay resort, a private island 2 miles off of Antigua.

Naturally, Heather “I Will Make A Career Out of Being an Ex-Beatle’s Ex-Wife One Way Or The Other” Mills has been out and about trying to turn this into some way Paul is trying to hurt her on purpose. Excuse me? Can’t she spell “ CELEBRATION”? As in, why wouldn’t he be due a little celebration after his divorce was finally over and he’s free at last of the Gold Digger par excellance of 2008.

Remember, I told you a while back about all the top secrecy surrounding the new “Star Trek” movie. Well, shhhhhhhh, darlings, you didn’t hear this from moi.... rumor has it Tom “High on Scientology” Cruise is spending much time on the set and it is just possible talks may be underway to add him to the cast. Stay tuned.

And stay tuned for more this , that and the other in the next edition of Gossip Au Go Go! In the meantime, post your views and snits, picks and pans. Now go out there and do something so BOOMerific , people rave: “ I haven’t had so much fun just WATCHING someone be fabulous in eons!!”