"Z-isms"

Z is 4 1/2 and says some truly unusual things. He already thinks on a different plane then the rest of us.

"I don't get sad when something happens to someone else, just when it happens to me. But I put on my sad face anyway." (3/07)

"Maybe that person isn't bad, maybe he is just a Canadian." (12/06)

"Things can be real and not real and they can also be things that used to be real but aren't real now. For example: dinosaurs and Captain Hook." When asked why Captain Hook fit into that catagory he said, "Captain Hook used to be real but Peter Pan killed him because he was a Roman." (2/07)

"Mom I see your breasts, make some milk." (10/06)