This site while wonderful and all,
sometimes is enough to make me call
out, C'MON...what's the problem
you take me here , then there...
and places I didn't want, and then
you take me there all over again!
What's worse is: you do it so slow
and a crabby old man has not far to go.
Remember: Life is one click away
So, please don't make me do it all day

Smitty