As with all spectacular events, paparazzi and fans are inevitable. I don’t know how the word leaked to the press but they all have been parked right in the sidewalk leading to Cyberbar all day just to catch a glimpse of the CyberStars. One by one the infamous barflies have all arrived and had their turn for pics on the splendid red carpet.

Suddenly a buzz in the journalist crowd turns into frenzy as a MONSTER White Hummer screeches to a stop nearly squishing the foot of an errant photo hound that was too close to the curb. The screaming of fans jockeying for position to get a better look is deafening! All eyes are straining in their sockets just to see. Who could it be??? The driver of the Hummer(he looks a little like Pierce Bronson) gets out to go around to open the passenger door positioned right at the edge of the red carpet. Slowly he opens the door and you can clearly see the interior is covered in avant-garde Louis Vuitton leather! He gallantly offers his hand to the occupant.

A delicate manicured hand with nails painted in gold is placed in his and Realtorgirl emerges from the French embossed leather seat. It’s almost like liquid sunshine has spilled from earth. Realtorgirl’s dress has blinded all that gaze upon it because it is the color of gold and sparkling all over spilling from miniscule straps on her delicate shoulders like molten lava to the ground. You can clearly see that there is nothing on under that Versace dress because it fits like a glove over her voluptuous curves. The side split reveals bare leg up to the hip…topped with a diamond broach with the letter L. The plunging neckline gives a sideways hint of what’s inside. Her shoes of course are custom gold diamond Manolo Blahnick’s and in her hand a red ruby and diamond clutch in the shape of a heart. No jewelry in sight…no need for extra bling!

Once standing on the red carpet she turns to see all her wonderful Cyberbar friends waving from the door to hurry on in and get out of the crush of fans and flashing cameras. Drinks and good times await and all night dancing is on her mind. Here where everyone knows your name and friends are dear. As she hurries toward the famous door. I know she’s thinking…”There’s no place like home….there’s no place like Cyberbar!!!”