Yes, Logan Andra has me just about trained. I know when she wants to eat (occasionally), when she has to go out (every five minutes), when she wants to nap (not often enough), and where she likes to be scratched (right behind the ears in her ruff). One of the ways she has used to train me is by sharpening her teeth on the bones in my hands, ankles and feet (means that she has to go out). Another way she has used is to bark (by this I mean an eardrum-shattering vocalization that has ruined all of my champagne glasses and reduced me to styrofoam only) (means she wants food - immediately, inserted directly into her belly). ~sigh~

September 19, 2007