Dangerous Republican Ripe For Instant Arrest

There’s at least one radical, right-wing “nut job” in Galveston — me! I should be a prime suspect in all anti-President Barack Obama propaganda.

Look at my record: I served my country in uniform for 12 years, from 1960, was a Merchant Marine for 15 years, am a Christian and voted for Wallace, Goldwater, Nixon, Reagan, Bush 1 and 2 and McCain.

I’m a member of the National Rifle Association, American Legion, Ducks Unlimited, the Better Business Bureau and Texas State Rifle Association.

I belong to Sarah Palin’s official political action committee and contribute to her regularly. I believe marriage should be limited to a man and a woman, abortion is murder, 99 percent of politicians are crooked, lazy or traitors, and most couldn’t give a damn about the people.

I despise everything the “Chicago mob” in the White House has done. We’d be better off under the mafia — at least everyone would have a shot at the “action.”

If I were the government, I’d get me off the streets as soon as possible. At least in “Club Fed,” I’ll get three squares a day, which is more than most Americans will be getting after another year of this administration.

Ralph LaPaugh
Galveston