"You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow." – Lauren Bacall, “The Big Sleep”
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Greetings, darlings! Let’s get right to this dish’s theme du jour : SEX, DRUGS, ROCK ‘n’ ROLL!
OkokokokOK so I just said that to get your attention. But stay with me and let’s see how many of the above Boomer buzzes we can work into this gossip fest.

Say WHAAAAAT? Say , as some of you know, I am madly in love with Cary Grant but also in lust with two extremely short guys – Michael Feinstein ( I know, he’s gay and tiny but I am CONVINCED he sings his love songs just to moi) and PRINCE, because this guy is rocking even BETTER as he gets older .

Anyhoo, sweeties, the Eons boss people have made yet again a TERRIBLE mistake – I’m sure the powers-that-be MEANT to whisk me away for his just breaking 21 day European tour so I could cover it up close and personal for you …. But, just as they “forgot” I should have been in Cannes for the film festival, they forgot my Prince tix .

Instead, I will have to rely on spy reports but I can give you this freebie -- you can download his new single “Guitar”, for free, here: view link

What’s more, I just found out the eagerly awaited new Prince 10-track Planet Earth album will is being launched for FREE… just pick up a copy of “The Mail” if you are in London ( and DO get one for moi, darlings!) .. As you can imagine, music retailers and Sony are in a snit worthy of, well, SHER WHEN I FOUND OUT I WASN’T GETTING COMPS TO THE PRINCE EUROPEAN TOUR.. sorry for shouting.. I think I just had a hormonal flux or something..

Hmmmmm "free".. what does that remind me of ? "Live Free or Die Hard" star Bruce Willis should make a bio of his life and call it "Live ( with a constant) Hard (on) and Die Free"… because he is one eternally horny and won’t-be-tied-down kind of guy.

It just seems sort of silly that at fifty something he ONLY dates 20-something models these days and , a New York bud just told me, seems to think it is just hunky dory to pick them up while hanging out with his 18 year old , chain smoking daughter, Rumer. At least, that’s the rumor.

But this is NOT a rumor – the super fab Cyndi Lauper view link
takes her True Colors tour to L.A.'s Greek Theater Saturday where ( WHAT WERE YOU THINKING OF CYNDI???) Britney “Poster Child For Trailer Trash With Money” Spears was invited to join Cyn on stage but didn’t even bother to RESPOND to the invite! ( Aside to Brit:"Honey, since you call lip-syncing ‘performing’ you might consider learning something and showing a little RESPECT to the likes of a real rocker with a REAL voice -- and, I think, her real boobs – Miss Lauper". )

MEEEOWW! There’s quite a catfight brewing and stewing over Tina Brown, the
former editor of The New Yorker who's been out of the limelight for a while… that is, before she came out with her new book "The Diana Chronicles" which basically says the people’s Princess”could be a conniving shrew from hell ( is that a bad thing?).

Anyway, sweeties, Sarah Bradford, a British biographer of Princess Di, in ripping apart the
new biography of the people's princess as "overblown and over-hyped” and claims Tinaeven lifted some factoids from Bradford’s book. In fact, I hear Sarah would like to personally rip Tina a new, well, you know… and is badmouthing the “fading blonde” non-stop to anyone who will listen.

I hate to start another brou-ha-ha on this side of the pond... but Eons own serial Emailer, Suzy, has done it yet again. The woman can NOT keep her clothes on… le sigh.

Here’s the latest: you may have heard that she’s heading down to Ft. Lauderdale to wish the folks going on the Eons 50+ Singles Cruise bon voyage on July 15th. Well, her idea of a “little Eons gift” to leave with each and every Eons cruiser was what she calls an "art print" of her own self, autographed ( right across where..cough.. the light never shines).

Well, the last I heard, Jeff Taylor said that while he applauds Suzy for her , well, lack of inhibitions and willingness to give all she has, so to speak, to promote Eons , a nekkid picture of her winsome self wearing only a smile and those infernal glasses was NOT the "set sail" present he had in mind…

Here’s a detail ( the only non-"erotic" part I can post.. you’ll have to use your imagination to “see” the rest of it..)

That’s it for now, darling. Come back soon for new dollops of dish and post your own, picks, snits and celeb sightings. In the meantime, go out there and do something so BOOMingly fantastic, people gasp, “ I just realized life is full of EONS of possibilities!!!”