No i'm not asking for instructions; it's a question that flames up in your mind after bad news.
And yes; you have asked it too.
As I sit here and look around; I am neck deep in sows ears. I have myself convinced that I can make them into silk purses for presents. Ideas clickity clack through my mind like a train; on and on and on. No relief from it; quite unnerving actually.
Momentarily what I envision, I am sure someone will cherish and show off as a treasure; instead of "therapy for my Mom".
Oh; have I mentioned that the "Holidays" are here?
They have sneaked in behind; replacing laundry appliances from our "FCSS"(Financially Challenged Super Store") or as I lovingly call it; "TFM"(the flea market").
At least the washing machine still works(the dryer lasted 4 days).
And after my truck blew a head gasket; gas prices hit orbit, and Michaels motorcycle became yard art due to cold weather.Then my mechanic(he works very very cheap)got injured and can't fix my truck; for oh, about 8weeks.
My next "WN?"(what next)came as pressure to "set a date to go north" for the holidays began. I can't seem to articulate clearly enough; "we cannot come north for the "h-days".
I suggest they come south.
Thus the rush to drag out the sows ears. My youngest daughter and her family are coming down!!!
I threw our bills into the ceiling fan today; determined that whatever stuck to it; gets paid.
And I have enough glitter left that if they squint real hard and let it get covered in dust; those sows ears may just get me at least a hug. And a good story for the grandkids to tell in years when I am gone.
Todays "WN"? The borrowed transportation; which was an 1982, something yellow, jump starting one windshield wiper blessing; caught fire!! No; it didn't flame up and die completely.
But it was a specktical to behold as it boiled out smoke and rubber stench in the bank parking lot. And there the carcass will sit until it can be towed. And take a wild guess as to how that will go; hahahahahahaha. YEP; we will pull it with a rope; very slowly as traffic creeps behind us and it will become more yard art.WN? How to get to work?
It's our coldest night of the season; and field mice are coming in to get warm and party; along with the bugs that are only growing stronger from the extermination spray. The only thing that mess is killing is; me.
WN ya'll?? WN?
